My word, Swiss Accu have obviously hired Swiss watchmakers. When they say it will start raining at 8pm, it doesn't start at 7.59 or 8.01. Right on the dot as I'm waddling over the bridge full of fondue.
Apparently I have been private browsing, that's why the iPads locked me out of everything. Not much use - if someone stole it they'd just unlock it, same as I've just done, which re enters all my passwords and secret handshakes.