Smiles Better
People have always named their children after expensive things - Mercedes, Dior, Chardonny etc. Next year watch out for electricity, gas and petrol.
Did you know that on the Canary Islands there is not one canary?
And on the Virgin Isles? - same thing, not one canary there either.
Moscow man buys a newspaper, glances at the front page then throws it in the bin.
Next day he does exactly the same.
Third day he does it again.
Eventually the newspaper seller snaps "WHY do you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary."
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page."
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be!"