pick up lines

[matt83]

what is your favourite and most succesful pick up line?

[mwmiles]

When in a club and watching the girls of your dreams talking to a crowd of drooling men or her company for the night, pass her a note "is this the type of person you want to spend the rest of the night with? Let me help you now" However to avoid vital dentistry dont let the boyfriend see.

[nobuo134]

Never used it, but it's clever: "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

[Del68]

I used to work as a bouncer....no chat up lines needed, girls used to flock towards me :-))) but not really the kind of girls you could take home to momma! So, if there was some one I wanted to know more about I just used to introduce myself and offer to buy a drink, that usually worked quite well.

[Sir_Spikey]

Take some ice from the bar or an empty drink. Place on bar (or table) near intended chatee. Thump ice really hard. do best to cover expression of pain. say the following; Thats the ice broken, so what shall we talk about? (or varieties there of).

[Sir_Spikey]

becon your intended target towards you with your finger in the standard and well practised manner. When she or he approaches, say the following; If I can make you come with one finger, just think what i could do with the rest of my body. Try hopeful smile and get ready to duck. (This one, as moronic as it sounds, actually worked for me once. well it started a conversation at least, the rest was probably due to my irresistable personality or her ability to drink me under the table)

[betavo]

i am a nurse the best chat up line i ever heard was from a student doctor. he said get your knickers of i am a brain surgeon

[2NINTOKYO]

I happend to hear a drunk guy use this at a bar.  She actually liked it?

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