Glasgow

[Harry-Wragg]

Q. What do you call a Glaswegian wearing a suit, shirt and tie?
A. The Accused.

Q. What do you call a drunk Glaswegian wearing a suit, shirt and tie?
A. The Acquitted.

[piggynose]

if you must ask h.mouse.
Stitch that then!!!!!!!!!! following either a forpenny one or a glasgee kiss

[tinkerbell23]

Im confused LOL x

[boxtops]

LOL, minds me of when I stayed in that fair city in the 1970s!

[DTCwordfan]

really tinks, what we have to put up with; weegie sex with this kissing at this time of day, I ask you.

[tinkerbell23]

Awww ok piggy tried to wrap the nut on you!!! Tut tut x

[Harry-Wragg]

piggynose - I live in Maryhill (the home of the one and only Partick Thistle - we play Berwick Rangers this afternoon - I bet you're glad to know that) - I like your thingummy - is it a white poppy?

[Harry-Wragg]

DTcrosswordfan - in Glasgow's Kelvinside district 'sex' is what they get their coal delivered in, and a creche is two cars colliding.

[boxtops]

I used to live at Charing Cross, before they put the new road in.

[Harry-Wragg]

boxtops - you're showing your age! - I worked in The Mitchell Library when the motorway was being built -I suppose I'm giving my age away too!!