A Better Poem

[Stargazer]

Spring is sprung
the grass is ris'
I wonder where
dem birdies is?

[DTCwordfan]

I’ve a Bardish friend who’s a bit of a cornball
He started an AB soft-porn mall
With the thing barely tested
He was quickly arrested
And sentenced to live five years in Cornwall

[BAKERS DOZEN]

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming he went

[Wiseacre]

The temperature
is below par
dem birdies is still
in Africar.