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Thermometers... can't get one for love nor money.

Digital, Rectal, the Usual.... even Boots have sold out. S'pose I'll just have to use the back of my hand.... ;-)
11:42 Tue 28th Jul 200912 answers, last by redcrx 11:58 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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My Boy Stood on the Burning Deck....

after going to the heads (bog) and annouced "My rim is all out of shape". Now is there a correct answer to that? I just spluttered at the helm, he accused me of being mucky-minded (he had sat on his...
11:31 Tue 28th Jul 20097 answers, last by leggionaire 11:59 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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The Eagle has landed....

... back on terra firma. Back in Angleterre. Back at work :-( Have come back to multiple swine flu cases in my area, umpteen paranoid patients jamming my phone line, crappy weather & I haven't got a...
08:38 Mon 27th Jul 200921 answers, last by mccfluff 11:41 Mon 27th Jul 2009
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Adieu & Au Revoir

I'm packed, prepared, preened & plucked. No 'Man Overboard' - or else I'm f*****. I'm off with my rubber ring to go and meet my Johnny. Bye peeps - be good.
16:04 Wed 01st Jul 20096 answers, last by mrs.chappie 19:44 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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This is not intended to be a blasphemous question....

... but when someone blasphemes by saying "Jesus H. Christ" - what does the 'H' stand for?
11:22 Wed 01st Jul 200922 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:10 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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FAO Sqad

.. just read your question from yesterday - thought I'd better transfer it here, although 'odd innit' may still be an appropriate title. Supraventricular tachycardia Sqad. Had them since I was 12,...
09:06 Wed 01st Jul 20098 answers, last by sqad617 10:45 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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Calling all of you...

Some, not all of you, reveal your christian names on here. What is yours (if you've a want to say), do you think it suits your personality, and if you had to change your christian name to one of your...
08:55 Wed 01st Jul 2009110 answers, last by Yes-Sam 19:42 Wed 01st Jul 2009
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I want to be rich.

I know money isn't everything. I know some people say it's the root of all evil & wars. I know money cannot always buy happiness. (Although Tara Palmer-Tomkinson says that anyone who says money can't...
11:01 Fri 26th Jun 200929 answers, last by allen 11:20 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Hoots Mon, There's a Moose Loose Aboot This Hoose...

My mum used to sing that to me when I was little, and in turn I sang it to mine. Any other memories of funny songs or sayings from childhood? Can you remember Cecil was a caterpillar, Cecil was... and...
09:42 Fri 26th Jun 200931 answers, last by zzxxee 13:39 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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Pick of the Pica.

It is a well known fact that pregnant women sometimes get cravings for things other than food or drink etc. We have one lady who sees our midwife, who gets the urge to eat chalk. Chalk, along with...
09:06 Fri 26th Jun 20095 answers, last by sallabananas 09:17 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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I fancy a bit of Santana this weekend....

Sun, vino, barbecue, good friends & a couple of exes (BF gone away sailing the seven seas; well the one sea anyway). This all makes me think I need some appropriate hip-swaying music to accompany such...
13:41 Thu 25th Jun 200917 answers, last by zzxxee 15:26 Thu 25th Jun 2009
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Between the sheets.

I think you can tell something about people from their choice of bedsheets. So - what do you slip your tired body between? Egyptian cotton with the highest thread count? Good old fashioned flanelette?...
09:35 Thu 25th Jun 200947 answers, last by bedlinendirect 16:41 Wed 19th Oct 2011
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Tit-le of the day.

Not the whole day, cos it's only Midday. But my vote for intruiging / amusing title of the day goes to:- "House for sale....but full of flies". wtf??!!!!
13:05 Wed 24th Jun 20099 answers, last by CrAcKaClOwN 14:12 Wed 24th Jun 2009
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A little known fact...

... that I read the other day (& from the horse's mouth, so to speak). Irish actor James Nesbit still sucks his thumb. What a brave thing to admit don't you think? (And it wasn't a tongue-in-cheek...
14:34 Tue 23rd Jun 200915 answers, last by sallabananas 15:15 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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As Bjork sang.....

.... It's Oh So Quiet.... Is everyone out in the sunshine? Lucky devils - I wish I was. I shall skive off early today to tend to my clematis.
11:15 Tue 23rd Jun 200948 answers, last by sallabananas 13:45 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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Calling all you cottagers on CB...

... & I'm sure there are a few of you. There's an unanswered thread on here entitled 'the cottaging sketchbook'. Mmmmm... sounds interesting, if somewhat offensive to some. Lots of black & white line...
14:01 Thu 18th Jun 200919 answers, last by craft1948 14:59 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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Out of the mouths of babes.

A friend's little girl has just come back from a holiday in New York. Asked what she did there, she replied "It was great - we went to the Empire Strikes Back Building". I wonder if she also visited...
11:24 Thu 18th Jun 200934 answers, last by sallabananas 13:08 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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Memories of Ken Bigley.

After watching the 2nd episode of Occupation last night, I must admit I've had a night of horrible vivid dreams. Whereas the first episode ended with a very funny scene (I'm (naked) English, from...
08:59 Thu 18th Jun 200913 answers, last by brucie1996 23:02 Thu 18th Jun 2009
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Why Why Why Delilah?

Someone I know vaguely has just given birth to a little girl and named her Delilah..... don't they know what this girl has to look forward to? Endless repetitions of Tom Jones' numbers, references to...
16:46 Wed 17th Jun 200920 answers, last by stokemaveric 19:00 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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I'm English.... I'm from Kirby...

Did anyone see Occupation last night ? (yes, i know this should go in media & tv but CBers are the most likely people to have watched this). The last scene was pure tv magic. The 'fat lad' Danny...
15:08 Wed 17th Jun 200922 answers, last by leggysreturn 16:13 Wed 17th Jun 2009

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