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thesshhh

Youtube

These days (I don’t recall this always being the case) you try and listen to an album on YouTube and every few minutes adverts come on. So annoying. Is there a way of stopping these ads appearing?...
15:36 Fri 07th Dec 201812 answers, last by Togo 17:27 Fri 07th Dec 2018
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marval

I Have Just Opened

I have just opened an off licence. Technically, it is breaking and entering but I needed a drink. A pretty woman at the job centre said she’d like to offer me a tug job. So I dropped my pants there...
17:16 Thu 06th Dec 201816 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:47 Fri 07th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

What Is The Difference?

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!...
12:42 Thu 06th Dec 201815 answers, last by simrangoyal 08:27 Fri 07th Dec 2018
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Stephen_G

Have You Heard The One About...

the must-see film, that everyone is raving about, called Constipation. It hasn't come out yet!...
15:43 Thu 06th Dec 201813 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:34 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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seanne

Cheapest One Litre Of Brandy Please

For a huge amount of mulled wine Anyone ?...
17:33 Tue 27th Nov 201820 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:48 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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SparklyKid

Speed Awareness Course Booked, Again.

Eighty quid this time, still, better than £100 and three points....
12:22 Wed 05th Dec 2018222 answers, last by SparklyKid 11:22 Fri 08th Feb 2019
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BANANASPLITS

I Hate It....

I hate it when people cant let go of the past! Debt collectors are the worst!...
10:56 Thu 06th Dec 20182 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 11:17 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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mallyh

A Little Bit Naughty

a man called 999 and said I think the wife is dead they asked was he sure and he said well the sex is the same but the ironing is building up ,
09:56 Thu 06th Dec 20187 answers, last by geetika12 09:50 Mon 10th Dec 2018
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Ric.ror

Christmas Cake With Or Without

It’s the burning question up here (so they would lead us to believe) Christmas cake with cheese or without - I say with...
18:51 Wed 05th Dec 201845 answers, last by hereIam 16:14 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Its Been Said!

Its been said during sex you can burn more calories than doing a 5 mile run! Who the hell can run 5 miles in 30 seconds!...
16:30 Wed 05th Dec 20184 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:55 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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ToraToraTora

Better Get A Catapult!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46456694 New sport for the saucepans?...
16:18 Wed 05th Dec 20189 answers, last by Canary42 19:13 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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Spicerack

Pub...

It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub. But it takes me half an hour to walk home. It's staggering....
09:15 Wed 05th Dec 201810 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:54 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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Patsy33

Weird Obsession

My husband said he was leaving me, blaming my weird obsession with Graffiti. The writing was on the wall.......
20:15 Tue 04th Dec 20188 answers, last by sanmac 23:48 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Tattoo.....

I went to the tattoo shop to get a tattoo of an indian on my back. "Dont forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand" i said. The tattooist said " blimey give us a chance mate ive only just finished his...
13:36 Tue 04th Dec 201816 answers, last by Patsy33 17:55 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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Tilly2

What Happened?

When I was younger, having been for a long walk in the winter sunshine, I would return with rosy cheeks, sparkling eyes and looking as though the walk had done me a power of good. Now, I return...
13:18 Tue 04th Dec 201823 answers, last by AuntLydia 15:19 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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Patsy33

My Wife..

My wife left me for the binman ..... but the binman wouldn't take me.
21:19 Mon 03rd Dec 201811 answers, last by Ahimanshukhaira 10:11 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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jahanymeysam

Who Is The Best Musician

musician
08:49 Mon 03rd Dec 201830 answers, last by fbg40 15:03 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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nailit

Religious Animals

Why are humans the only animals on the planet that *seem* to have religious convictions? I don't see any chimps or gorillas having wars over religion? There have been millions of different life forms...
19:20 Mon 03rd Dec 201894 answers, last by Theland 20:50 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Barmaid

Smelly Room

Over the last 6-8 weeks, we have noticed a bit of a pong in two of our rooms. We have the living room next to the dining room and a connecting arch between them (external wall one side of the arch and...
20:01 Mon 03rd Dec 201821 answers, last by tamborine 17:55 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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retrocop

A Day At The Races

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to York Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go...
16:59 Mon 03rd Dec 201811 answers, last by Patsy33 19:31 Mon 03rd Dec 2018

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