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Tilly2
I have just made my first ever purchase on ebay. It was surprisingly easy. I have always been a bit scared of ebay because there is so much on there, so many sellers and so many options. Is this the...
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BANANASPLITS
I went to a party with 100 midgets? i love a little get together....
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sinderella
Met Police announced last week it has cut moped crime with tough new methods...
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Canary42
Some of the remarks in this article beggar belief. "Stanley suffered broken ribs and limbs on three separate occasions before the fatal head injury was inflicted ..." So why was nothing done to remove...
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spathiphyllum
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1051431/ITV-Good-Morning-Britain-Piers-Morgan-Sammy-Woodhouse-Rotherham-Council-video-watch/amp Do you think he was justified?...
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BANANASPLITS
What do you call a fat psychic? Four-chin teller....
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Cmitchell
Hi Folks At end of school "Christmas Production" we need a joke (the ending seems to fall a bit 'flat')! The joke must be suitable to be read out by and heard by children (7yr olds) but obv could be...
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Deskdiary
Why do these morons feel they are morally superior and that it is acceptable to bully those of us who choose to eat meat?...
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bainbrig
On The Today programme today - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46369401 Examples of ‘Good business’? Directory enquiry calls, used mainly by the elderly, are a source of huge profits to the...
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grumpy01
Saw pictures earlier of this odious little man kicking and throwing water bottles about at last night's match.Hopefully the authorities will take some action as they have with others previously for...
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junaid122
I want to make my home pretty according to the new trend but it is difficult to choose that Glass Mirror are useful or not and what kind of Mirror should use in my bathroom? If you have any idea about...
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BANANASPLITS
I was sat on the sofa next to my wife last night when my hands started to roam and she began to giggle. After a few minutes she said, "That felt really nice, why did you stop?" I replied, "Because I...
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-Talbot-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LzDBNxPQLI...
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Patsy33
Not long popped over to local shop. When I got back in to take my ankle boots off, I seen they were odd. One black and one tan!.. Hope nobody noticed.. lol...
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Canary42
. . . the one about the Brextremist who suffered from a painful ingrowing toenail. He had his foot amputated....
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Patsy33
Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth....
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BANANASPLITS
There are so many boarded up houses in Liverpool, that the window cleaner goes round with a sander...!
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Baldric
. . . . . . AB is. We have a regular mature poster who takes every opportunity to insult fellow ABers and then on a regular basis when modern technology defeats them it's "can anyone help me please?"...
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Khandro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V0Y9Svyz6w...

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