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Smowball

Nearly Throttled By My Own Scarf

I do dog walking/pet sitting as well as my main job and a lady rang me and said would I like to walk her dog twice a week. I said I'd need to take him out for a trial walk (having learned the hard way...
15:53 Mon 13th Feb 201723 answers, last by hereIam 17:16 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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pastafreak

T-Shirt Weather?

Yesterday,the average seemed to be about 4 degree here. Yet I must have seen more than a dozen people in t-shirts. A few also sported shorts. Why-oh Why??? Don't they feel the cold? ...OR is it a way...
17:01 Sat 11th Feb 201733 answers, last by pastafreak 11:03 Sun 12th Feb 2017
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marval

Why?

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his Stilton....
17:19 Fri 10th Feb 20178 answers, last by marval 19:21 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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rabet

Zte Blade V7

Please, does anyone know how to access call barring on this phone?
16:17 Thu 09th Feb 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:09 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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anotheoldgit

Us Cop Shoots Black Teenager.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4208568/Police-release-man-fatally-shot-Baltimore-officer.html Sad that one of such a young age no matter of what colour. has to end it in such a way, But this...
12:31 Fri 10th Feb 201791 answers, last by vortex 21:18 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Chipchopper

Eggstrordinary

While I was chopping logs in the back yard, a hen came along and laid an egg on my axe, cheeky thing. She wanted to hatchet....
19:45 Thu 09th Feb 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 21:14 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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piggynose

Any Plans For Us Laptop Users To Use Ab?

I still can't use answerbank on my laptop( my preferred option) so I'm stuck with having to use my fiddly smartphone!!
11:58 Thu 09th Feb 201732 answers, last by piggynose 16:44 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Tilly2

How Do You Address A Vicar.

Yesterday, I had cause to ring the vicar of a parish church. He introduced himself a Fred Bloggs. I couldn't call him Fred, as I have never met him so I called him Mr Bloggs. I need to ring him again...
09:06 Thu 09th Feb 201745 answers, last by Tilly2 18:20 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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nailit

Some Rich Socialite Dies

and everybody is R.I.P.ing Anybodys death is sad (especially when so young) but why the grief? More people have died under the Conservative government's 'austerity' measurements. Don't see many people...
22:29 Wed 08th Feb 2017223 answers, last by allen 12:59 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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nailit

Serious Question (For A Change)

How do/would you react to someone staring at you? Would you.. 1) Ignore it and carry on 2)stare back (maybe threateningly) 3)stare back but question the person as to why they were staring 4)look the...
21:00 Wed 08th Feb 201724 answers, last by hereIam 15:49 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Gromit

Is The Time Right For Nukip?

UKIPs new leader is promising a rebrand. NuKip will be less Rugby Club on tour, and will try to attract more women....
22:26 Tue 07th Feb 201732 answers, last by mikey4444 15:20 Wed 08th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Shop

My Chinese neighbour said he has opened a crows shop. I said, "ah, you mean a clothes shop?" He said, "no, a crows shop - come in and have a rook"...:)...
14:30 Mon 06th Feb 20177 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:01 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Neighbour

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
11:17 Tue 07th Feb 20174 answers, last by Baldric 18:43 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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thesshhh

How Damaging Is This For David Bckham's Image...and Chances Of A Knighthood?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2780648/david-beckham-emails-unicef-charity-knighthood/ One helluva scoop, huh? Love the Katherine Jenkins bit. Oooops...
18:06 Sat 04th Feb 201725 answers, last by joeluke 21:23 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Confucius Say;

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
00:03 Fri 03rd Feb 201735 answers, last by roger 19:14 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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anotheoldgit

Can The Mccanns Take Any More?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4180046/Kate-Gerry-McCann-fury-libel-battle-defeat.html One has to empathise with them, the thought of a long missing daughter and now this, what can only be...
16:33 Wed 01st Feb 2017257 answers, last by NoMercy 07:28 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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marval

Spam

I hear that spam is making a comeback which I'm really pleased about. I've been eating it every day of my life, cooked in a pan with a little bit of oil. But just lately I've started to wonder. Am I...
19:00 Thu 02nd Feb 20175 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:53 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Proud Bull Calf.

Two bull calves in a field. One said to the other, "My Great Grandfather was a knight, he was called Sir Loin".......
14:08 Thu 02nd Feb 201711 answers, last by percy1946 01:10 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Islay

Good Morning, I'm Backish!!

Morning all, still in hospital all went well apart from my gall bladder part of the op!! Apparently my gallbladder contained loads of small stones and the largest stone the surgeon had ever seen, he...
05:40 Thu 02nd Feb 2017142 answers, last by Patsy33 15:28 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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AB Editor

Would You Prefer This Category Layout?

Good afternoon. After a lot of feedback, it seems many desktop/laptop users would like to be able to see some questions and the latest posts at the same time. We'd like to try and help, so would this...
16:43 Wed 01st Feb 2017114 answers, last by pastafreak 15:08 Wed 08th Feb 2017

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