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queenofmean

Babies

Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house." "Well," she...
02:06 Thu 17th Nov 201610 answers, last by Gfrog 01:46 Fri 18th Nov 2016
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Hussar

Been Absent

Been absent from AB just recently as my wife died very suddenly last week. Hope to be back crosswording in due course...
11:11 Tue 15th Nov 201619 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 15:01 Tue 15th Nov 2016
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gness

Psybbo.....x

It's with such sadness that I am posting that the lovely Psybbo has passed away after a short illness. She died peacefully in her sleep, at home, with her family beside her. Her children have asked me...
14:53 Mon 14th Nov 2016148 answers, last by petal54 18:23 Fri 09th Dec 2016
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Chipchopper

The Scales Never Lie

A woman caught her husband holding in his stomach while standing on the bathroom scales. "That won't do any good Bruce, that's about as pointless as standing on one leg, you know" "Actually it helps a...
11:53 Mon 14th Nov 201615 answers, last by Togo 23:08 Mon 14th Nov 2016
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marval

It Was

I have just cleaned my pet fox's teeth with a bunch of herbs. It was a Basil Brush...
16:15 Sun 13th Nov 20166 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:40 Sun 13th Nov 2016
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Tilly2

No, It's No Good. The Heating's Going On!

I have been up for an hour, dithering, and have conceded. The heating's now going on. I got up because I was cold. A bit nippy today, isn't it?...
09:18 Sat 12th Nov 201636 answers, last by ubasses 17:23 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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mikey4444

Breastfeeding Mum Verbally Abused In Nando's Restaura

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/37939718 I am not that surprised at this, as prejudice and bigotry abound when it comes to nursing mothers. But in this particular case, the ignorant person making the...
22:46 Thu 10th Nov 2016160 answers, last by divebuddy 22:10 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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murraymints

Mail Quick

6d styll 7 N?E?L?S...
09:56 Thu 10th Nov 201615 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:48 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Tilly2

Christmas Exhortation

All this media exhortation to provide a 'magical', 'wonderful', 'special' Christmas is a pain in the bum. It is a couple of days in the year. Let's just enjoy it as we see fit! Magic, wonder and...
22:31 Wed 09th Nov 201620 answers, last by Quoi 09:37 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds

Wednesday. It's persisting down this morning. I'm up to the hispice at 9.30, Got to drop into the surgery on the way, so will have to be away at 8. All go innit! Have a happy day everyone....
06:54 Wed 09th Nov 201667 answers, last by Baldric 09:04 Wed 09th Nov 2016
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1ozzy

I Lost My Job...

...in the cafeteria at the Bureau of Meteorology. I thought they would appreciate the fact I can cook up a storm....
00:27 Wed 09th Nov 201626 answers, last by marval 18:32 Wed 09th Nov 2016
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dieseldick

Trumps Running Well !!! 5.30Am

will he do it ? trump 244 to clinton 215....
07:30 Wed 09th Nov 201613 answers, last by Nightcleaner 01:04 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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Bertrum

Jimmy Young Dies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37903108 Orft we jolly well go Rest in peace Jimmy...
20:50 Mon 07th Nov 2016135 answers, last by Lie-in King 15:36 Wed 09th Nov 2016
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DSJ

Furby Gets Rid Of A Persistent Cold Caller!

We're sick of cold callers ringing us up. We registered with TPS but it has made no difference. Today, two more cold calls from the same source. Luckily our granddaughter was here with her Furby when...
18:29 Mon 07th Nov 201616 answers, last by jno 21:21 Mon 07th Nov 2016
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fender62

Trump Fresh Air

between both candidates, would trump shake things up from the status quo disreguarding his personal misgivings right or wrong, but to shake up the system...
18:28 Sat 05th Nov 201687 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:30 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds

Friday. It's a wee bit nippy outside this morning. A bit of a breeze going on. Roll on summer I say! There's a meeting gfoing on today, and I ani't going! :o} I'm going to catch up on some domesticty....
06:30 Fri 04th Nov 201661 answers, last by waterboatman 09:00 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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andy-hughes

Prince Harry And Megan Markle

The Mail is getting its thong in a right robble over this 'story'. Today, it breathlessly advised its readers that Harry has been staying with Ms Markle for a week! (the word 'week' was underlined in...
10:18 Thu 03rd Nov 201658 answers, last by hereIam 15:14 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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naomi24

Fifa Bans Poppies During Match ‘Because They Are Political Statements’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/fifa-bans-poppies-during-match-because-they-are-political-statements-6226627/ I don't regard poppies as a political statement. Do you?...
15:30 Tue 01st Nov 201661 answers, last by ChillDoubt 09:42 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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malagabob

Are You Happy Now

I wonder if all you leave voters are happy now that the cost of every thing is rising and will continue to do so....
09:13 Sun 30th Oct 201653 answers, last by mikey4444 14:52 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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BAKERS DOZEN

Four Nations Rugby League Match Tonight

Mr BD was going to settle down to watch Australia v Scotland tonight but has now discovered it is on one of the Premium channels. We have Sky sports and BT sport so am loathe to pay out again. Is...
18:23 Fri 28th Oct 201610 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 17:44 Sat 29th Oct 2016

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