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Patsy33

For Sale.

Dead Budgie for sale. NOT going cheep........
18:47 Wed 07th Dec 201614 answers, last by marval 23:29 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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charity-baker47

Truck And Driver Mag.

I'm stuck. Can anyone help please 21a Tell the cops about extremes of petty espionage (6) s?y?n? spying? 32a I am ok, but it's closed to traffic (10) i?????a?l? 26d Huge-sounding district of London...
14:00 Wed 07th Dec 201610 answers, last by dannyk13 14:17 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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xducer

A Test For Hydrogen

This is a 4 letter word for furniture, can anyone please help. Thankyou very much
13:53 Wed 07th Dec 20165 answers, last by mallyh 14:02 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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trt

The Rectum Stretcher!

. A woman driving along at speed, passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing...
12:51 Wed 07th Dec 20165 answers, last by Quoi 13:15 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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Jordyboy9

Get A Grip

I think it must be terrible for lovely people on here like murraymints, ummm, and a few others,this is turning into a site like sports answer bank its fine to have banter friendly or otherwise but...
11:08 Wed 07th Dec 201630 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:59 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. No frost this morning. the weather lass was right! To the hospice this morning. Must remember to get some Christmas cards while I'm there. I don't know if I should bother since we are told...
06:15 Wed 07th Dec 201671 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 09:18 Wed 07th Dec 2016
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fender62

End Of Days? In Three Weeks

now iv heard it all, nostradamus earthquakes arctic winter coming..doom doom doom, does anybody actually believe in all this pathetic nonsense....
22:40 Tue 06th Dec 201634 answers, last by Answerprancer 03:47 Thu 08th Dec 2016
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marval

My Teachers

My teachers always told me that if I didn't study hard enough I'd end up working at McDonalds. I proved them all wrong. I start at KFC tomorrow....
19:19 Tue 06th Dec 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 20:45 Tue 06th Dec 2016
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fender62

Swear Oath To Live In Britain

good idea or pointless, on the bbc news they did not refer to muslims though but the clips they obviously were muslims, swearing an oath mmm people will swear to anything once in the door, and nothing...
07:38 Mon 05th Dec 201664 answers, last by naomi24 20:05 Tue 06th Dec 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. The service yesterday was excellent. The church was packed, as always. Very emotional, as you'd expect. The local junior school had a choir there, they were brilliant! They sang two songs and...
06:39 Mon 05th Dec 201681 answers, last by Baldric 10:15 Mon 05th Dec 2016
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Fanriffic

Christmas Cracker Jokes

I think I'm coming down with this new Christmas cold that's going around. It started with my Tinsillitis. What do you call an old snowman? A puddle. Ho ho ho....
21:18 Sun 04th Dec 201629 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:25 Mon 05th Dec 2016
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Tilly2

Have You Bought Your Christmas Jumper Yet?

Got ours today. Mr T has just modeled his for me. He looks very nice in it. he wants to wear it on Christmas day when we go out for our Christmas Lunch! This is it....
19:44 Sun 04th Dec 201665 answers, last by jno 15:59 Thu 15th Dec 2016
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Berniecuddles2

Dail Mail Coffee Break Today?

Clue...very much so 2-1-4-4...
20:50 Sat 03rd Dec 20162 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 20:54 Sat 03rd Dec 2016
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Bazile

Balls

I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin....
14:06 Fri 02nd Dec 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 15:15 Fri 02nd Dec 2016
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mushroom25

50Mph On Motorways?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3988204/Crackdown-motorist-Health-watchdog-bids-cut-pollution-50mph-motorway-limits-speed-traps-new-congestion-zones.html data recently obtained from the...
08:34 Thu 01st Dec 201620 answers, last by youngmafbog 14:04 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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anotheoldgit

What Was So Wrong About This, It Is Time We Thought About Our Own?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3989356/Theresa-s-Home-Office-wanted-send-children-illegal-immigrants-bottom-list-school-places.html...
12:22 Thu 01st Dec 201631 answers, last by fiction-factory 17:27 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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Chipchopper

A Duck...

waddles into a pharmacy and asked for lip balm. "Will you be paying by card or cash" the sales assistant asks. "Oh, just put it on my bill" answers the duck....
11:32 Thu 01st Dec 20167 answers, last by marval 18:39 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Not so much frost this morning. Still some left from yesterday where the sun didn't get. Up to the hospice this evening for the end of auction party. I'm looking forward to that! Got the day...
05:57 Thu 01st Dec 2016121 answers, last by TWR 10:02 Thu 01st Dec 2016
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mikey4444

Tobacco Firms Lose Plain Packaging Appeal

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38156770 Good news at last ! Lets get rid of the scourge of tobacco advertising once and for all....
17:09 Wed 30th Nov 201635 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:05 Fri 02nd Dec 2016
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Patsy33

Date.

My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
19:46 Tue 29th Nov 201620 answers, last by Patsy33 19:14 Wed 30th Nov 2016

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