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Speeches

I have been charged with saying a few words to a small audience on 6 June, the 70th anniversary of D Day. Is anyone able to point me in the right direction, or even come up with some appropriate...

albaqwerty

An Oldie

The phone rings and a woman answers A pervert with heavy breathing says “I bet you have a tight arse with no hair” the woman replies......... “ Yes & he is watching tv---- who shall I say is...

queenofmean

I have just spent the last half hour watching a man wrestle with his car boot. He tried slamming it shut, moved the contents around, even a hammer but no matter how hard it still wouldn't shut. This...

mikey4444

No Tie On, In The Cabinet Room !

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/02/pmqs-review-miliband-traps-cameron-over-money-no-object Just noticed that Army chap doesn't have a tie on, in the Cabinet Room ! Where does he think he is,...

greatgranny123_-

Lap Tops

I am thinking of replacing my PC with a lap top but have been told to avoid windows 8. Why has it got such a bad reputation. Where could I get a lap top with windows 7 on it? thanks in advance for any...

brionon

Scots Splitting From Us.

Is the religious divide in Scotland part of this debate,do you know ?

carrust

Pointless.

Make sure you watch tomorrows edition. I watched it in 2011 & remember chunky-Charlotte has a hissy fit when her partner gets a wrong answer. The hosts rip the p1ss out of her....

Purple_Popple

Have You?

Sent any Valentine cards ?...

phleb

At What Age Should A Child

give up the bottle? How often should a child be bathed? My 2 bath every other evening on cold days, and every evening in summer.

BlueToffee

Russell Brand

Just watched his interview with John Snow on Channel 4 News, always thought he was a d1ck head, now I'm convinced. What an absolute prat! He referred to himself as an entertainer, surely an oxymoron!...

quizzywig

Declaration Sought On World Wildlife Trade

While I whole-heartedly agree with this, I find it strange that Princes William and Charles are pressing for this too - odd that they obviously a big difference between killing animals for trade and...

lady-janine

Good Morning Early Birds

hello to all of you out there. not so windy at the moment and not raining. so it's a good day. where are you?...

cecil39

£1 Shop Bra's

Have you tried one? from what I saw on tv I imagine they might be ok for a firm young breast, but not for a droopy one, am I right? think I may try one when I next go to town, not going to lose much...

Spoonboy

What Has?

Hello folks. Can you tell me what is green, has six legs, and if it fellout of a tree it would likely kill you? Have fun. BA to the first correct, or funniest, answer. Spoony xx...

ToraToraTora

Correct Decision From Osborne?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26147783 What will they use for the pooond noo?...

joeluke

Deja-Vu.....another Devil Dog Mauls Young Child To Death

Isn't it time they all pit bulls, mastiffs etc were destroyed to stop more families suffering? What purpose do they serve? A vicious dog can hardly be described as a family pet? Why would anyone allow...

BlueToffee

Maths Conversion

OK, brain dead today.Can anybody please help me convert a perimeter of 180 metres into square metres, it's a plot of land.Thanks in advance....

Elley

Is Being A Driving Instructor A Good Job

is it easy going training etc...

mrs_overall

Valentines Day

I think Valentines Day is a load of tosh and cannot see the point in it. Does spending a small fortune on overpriced flowers and a slushy card mean anything? If you love someone you make the effort...

sp1814

A Question About Your Reading Habits

This question has been raised a number of times on the News section, and I'm curious to see whether there has been any significant shift since the last time it was asked. Do you still buy a daily...

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