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Hammerbones

Normal Or Not Normal?

I’m having a disagreement with my partner about something. He comes home and announces he’s hosting a fondue party at our place with some girl from work. I said I think that’s a little weird that you...
00:41 Tue 23rd Aug 202231 answers, last by FatticusInch 16:33 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I have an irrational fear of German sausages. I fear the wurst.
07:46 Tue 23rd Aug 202212 answers, last by jno 12:49 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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Treacle71

Girl In The Office Still Banging On About Leaving From Here

A girl in the office was given a 6 month contract, but management decided to end it. She's devastated and found out 2½ months ago. She's very lucky she was given 2½ months notice. We know at the drop...
09:14 Mon 22nd Aug 202223 answers, last by Treacle71 05:22 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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collareddove12

Bizarre Journey!

On Saturday our Son picked us up to go to his house 45mins away for a family celebration. A taxi was booked earlier for us to be collected to take us home. It arrived 20 mins late but we thought we...
16:21 Mon 22nd Aug 202210 answers, last by collareddove12 07:54 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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davebro

Funniest Joke?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-62626292 Blimey! The dad jokes on here are better than that....
04:45 Mon 22nd Aug 202213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:15 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I like to play chess with old men in the park. Mind you, it’s hard to find 32 of them....
06:55 Mon 22nd Aug 202210 answers, last by jno 12:09 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Stargazer

A Memorable Line From A Film

For me it was from the film Zulu when thousands of Zulu warriers appeared on the horizon shouting and banging, singing and chanting, rising and falling. "the *** are taunting us!" says one...
19:40 Sun 21st Aug 202248 answers, last by zebo 22:45 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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12holly

Dingbats

28. rug + bee This is in bold print. 27. Bradbury RIP Davies RIP Mears RIP Parlour RIP Winstone RIP These are on top of each other with Bradbury at the top. 43. Cheryl Colin Danny Ella Ginger...
20:19 Sun 21st Aug 202210 answers, last by 12holly 20:57 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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BernardJ33

Sandwiches

Why do supermarkets and chain coffee shops only sell sandwiches on brown bread and not white bread?...
13:59 Sun 21st Aug 202217 answers, last by akers983 10:30 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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FatticusInch

Trump Will Not Pay Taxes

over his dead body and definitely not over his ex wife’s neither https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/ivana-trump-donald-grave-golf-course-florida-bedminster-tax-break-b1016142.html?amp If true(which...
14:02 Sun 21st Aug 202211 answers, last by FatticusInch 11:04 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Confused2022

What Kind Of Person Has A Violent Sense Of Humour?

I'm friends with this girl, who is very in touch with reality. We usually have deep conversations about spirituality and why people act the way they do. And I thought we were really compatible...
13:53 Sun 21st Aug 202212 answers, last by emmie 05:10 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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ToraToraTora

What Is Wrong With People!?

https://news.sky.com/story/man-in-pennsylvania-charged-after-trying-to-sell-stolen-human-remains-on-facebook-police-say-12677131 surely it can't be practical to have all that scrap in your boat!...
13:32 Sat 20th Aug 202210 answers, last by jno 16:36 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Bobbisox1

A Deep South Poem

https://ibb.co/NNLb3MC...
12:40 Sun 21st Aug 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:52 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Rondy

Computer Speak

Before computer speak: Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus...
11:57 Sun 21st Aug 20221 answer, last by Canary42 12:05 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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gulliver1

General Election. "You Gov Poll"

If there was a General Election now. 43% would vote Labour. 28% Tory. 11% Lib . 7% Green Party 5% Snp . 6% Dont know...
10:05 Sun 21st Aug 2022105 answers, last by davebro 19:18 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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Bobbisox1

Happy Sunday , The Sun's Shining Although A Breeze Coming In Off The North Sea

Bed stripped, washed and blowing on the line in the garden, Boom Radio on, chicken salad for tea( Dinner if ya posh) been for a 'memorial breakfast with the family to remember and recall the good...
11:35 Sun 21st Aug 202215 answers, last by Bobbisox1 12:29 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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hazelcs

Capital City

Hit, add initials stating 'you and me'. Men and y a l mixed. Appreciate any help, thanks....
22:34 Sat 20th Aug 202220 answers, last by mallyh 07:42 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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hillwalker

‘A’ Is For ?

Local Quiz - c/d 31 August Answer begins with ‘A’ 1. A tribe of female Amazon warriors? Thank you for any suggestions....
10:59 Fri 19th Aug 20227 answers, last by Canary42 22:52 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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danielm

Telegraph Saturday 22 Aug

9 across
22:06 Sat 20th Aug 20225 answers, last by Captain2 22:42 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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bednobs

London Eye

anyone been lately? I am confused. We have our standard ticketsbooked for 330. on the ticket it says "Please head directly to the London Eye at the time of your visit – at this time you will be...
18:59 Sat 20th Aug 202212 answers, last by emmie 06:18 Fri 26th Aug 2022

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