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Commentator's Slip Ups

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...

Rondy

Helicopter Crash

While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter where I was lost power and went down. Fortunately, it landed safely in the lake. Struggling to get out, one man tore off...

Rondy

A La Carte Breakfast

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to...

ToraToraTora

What Is Wrong With The Snowflakes Today?

https://news.sky.com/story/plymouth-lifeline-guide-dog-left-bruised-and-subdued-after-being-kicked-by-young-person-12428014 Damn savage should be thrashed to within an inch of his worthless life....

Patsy33

Just Activated Imgbb Link To Upload Photos

...but having experimented, the photo has my user name at bottom of it! Don't really want that showing... What can I do to amend it?...

evadora

Extinct Jobs

When I was younger I worked as a bus Conductress for London Transport at South Croydon Bus Garage on the 68 bus from South Croydon to Chalk Farm in North London. Then the one man operator buses came...

Earine04

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

My (17f) friend's (17m, let's call him Oscar) mom have invited me to her birthday party. I have seen this woman two times in my entire life and we have hardly spoken, but I know that Oscar have talked...

Stickybottle

5 Unvaccinated England Footballers

Will miss the next England match https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/england-world-cup-unvaccinated-players-25120692.amp I know they are footballers but I read...

Bobbisox1

Who On Here Uses Twitter?

I just can’t get away with it at all...

Smowball

Random Movie Lines That Fans Would Know Instantly!

Just one line and a fan would know the film! I’ll start! ‘Houston, we have a problem…….’ Carry on…….!...

Bobbisox1

When You Think Of Your Dad, What Vision Do You Have?

I think a gentle man with very silver wavy hair and brilliant blue eyes, I think of a clever man who could sit and work out any problem, I think of a constant stream of people knocking at our door...

mallyh

Dr Who

if you could choose the next dr who would you pick ? i would pick bob mortimer...

maggiebee

Repairs?

I've just replaced my car engine with the motor from my washing machine. I'm going to take it for a spin later....

joe1

Covid Deaths Uk

Hope there is a doctor in the house. Given that there is still an average of 100 deaths a day in UK - and majority of deaths are among the old - who have been double jabbed. Why are so many still...

Farquaad

I Don't Know If We're Dating

I've been talking to a guy for the past month. We've gone on dates quite often, and he's always been very affectionate towards me, so much so that our last date led to intimate moments. He even shows...

Lombax

The Innerself Of A Person

What does it mean when someone says "I will give you all that your innerself could desire"?...

Patsy33

Daughter In Hospital Bacterial Throat Infection

My daughter had to be taken into hospital this morning, with a nasty throat infection. She felt her throat was closing up and couldn't breath properly. She's never known such a sore throat. Like...

emily1890

Radio Caroline/ Other Pirate Radio Stations

does anyone else here find pirate radio really interesting? I love it. I love hearing about the diffrent stations (in particular radio caroline), and love jingles/ adverts from that time. I just...

sp1814

Women Need To Be Streetwise About The Powers Of Arrest And Learn Legal Process....apparently.

Is the criticism currently being levelled at Commissioner Philip Allott justified, or is he simply speaking common sense? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-58762029 I think...

degreen2014

Eye Crossword 712

Peer: "I've moved to the right of Labour finally" (let off the hook) 8 Letters 1 Word Thank you...

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