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LadyCG
1. It's the weekend. 2. Went pubbing with a friend after work yesterday and had a bloody good laugh 3. There is slow but sure progress being made on the house. Architect should be round with the plans...
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maggiebee
Had to chuckle at the two old dears on Gogglebox tonight. There was a piece on the news about a way to "capture" the pieces of junk floating about in space for recycling. One said "That'll be the...
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Mamyalynne
By request we'll have an earlier kick off tonight. Happy Friday everyone .............. ♥♥♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNxPY0h7JLU...
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sheeshee
1 Jane Austen enjoyed the buns here, 2 what a big sink, 3 you wouldn't want a kiss from here, 4 crazy child life, 5 saucy before the hospital in short, 6 little sarah finds a shallow part to cross, 7...
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Patsy33
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”...
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Tilly2
Bashed yourself on the head with your hairdryer? Got the styling brush entangled, painfully, in your hair and had to resort to scissors? Burned your ear with the hot curling tongs? Poked yourself with...
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queenofmean
How much damage can be done to your car if you hit one? I’ve seen one plastered to the grille of a Citroen C3. I really don’t want to have one stuck to my little lady. But, after this evenings...
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youngmafbog
You really couldn't make it up. So where is the extra leccy coming from then?...
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maggiebee
The man who invented auto correct is a peace of shirt who will barn in hello.
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Mamyalynne
Hello to all .......... ♥♥♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDxcDjg9P4...
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jw47
Has anyone any idea why I have lost all posts on my Home Page on facebook. It was okay this afternoon as I answered a post from a friend, but all it shows now is Welcome to Facebook and a list of...
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anotheoldgit
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-6719773/John-Motson-apologises-Millwall-striker-Tom-Elliott-race-gaffe.html...
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spathiphyllum
Shamima Begum Allow her return or Prevent it?...
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sherrardk
I have tried googling this, but can anyone think of a bird that makes a ‘peep peep’ sound at night (and only at night). Could it be a baby owl of some sort (there are lots of owls about)?...
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kloofnek
I have just bought a 99l chest freezer to put on my garage.I will have to use an extension lead to it from the mains plug,On looking at them,most have 10am fuse(which I have never heard of before),now...
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poodledoo
27)Wager money suede bender 40)Courageous act 42)Evolution sees everything similar 44)Manual labourers answers are as near as possible to how they sound they are either things in pairs (without and...
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queenofmean
Eurgh I had an idea of how I was going to do this and I knew what I wanted and what I didn’t. Then I nipped to see my Aunty and now my head is like a fireworks display on speed. I’ve bought a book...
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Theland
70AD and Ksrael was destroyed as prophecied. Then as prophecied, the Jews, were gathered together and the modern state of Israel was born. That's what the Bible said, that's what happened. So is that...
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mushroom25
A friend who lives in Montreal was recently in a cafe overhearing two groups of students. Like the like anglophone like group like seem like to be like speaking like English like but he like was like...
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Paulduggan1
I just saw a TV ad by Purple Bricks. Classical, male voice. Do you know the music? Regards Paul [email protected]...

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