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Another Blonde

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"...

sas200

sink garden

please,I Need some ideas on how to plant up a sink garden

dunr

best dvd recorder

which is the best dvd recorder

slinky.kate

three elderly woman were discussing the problems of growing old.one said;'sometimes i find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and i cant remember if i am putting it away or...

Tillyella

Flask cleaning

Has anyone got any tips for cleaning the inside of vacuum flasks. Mine never seem to come up sparkling. Help please

carlton23

Desertion

My sons wife has deserted him and their three children, ages, boy fiftheen, girl nine, and boy six, and would like to know if she could claim custody of the girl. My son is a very capable person and...

slinky.kate

two fish are in a tank

one says to the other'can you drive this thing?"

nohorn

gobsmack

I keep seeing this word in AB, what does it mean?

fruitsalad

since joining the gym

two weeks ago, my body aches all over when will this start to ease?

Cathiron

Translation Latin - English

Does anyone know what "sis memor amici" means? - found on the inside of a gold ring

Pixelchic

Paul O'Grady's fingers

Does anybody know why Paul O'Gady had his fingers bandaged on tonight's programme?

dothawkes31

Did anyone watch that fixer programme last night with Tamsin Outhwaite

and if you did, did you also wake up in the night after having a nightmare about being murdered like the assassin murdered that poor girl? I thought it was a very disturbing programme, even though...

guernseyman

Are wallflowers annuals or can they be left in the garden for a second year?

chirpychirpy

Andy Williams on Strictly tonight

What did you think of his performance? In my opinion: some people don't know when to retire - hope you were paying attention, Brucie.

Nannyjill

Confused re radiotherapy

Would you be given radiotherapy after having a lump removed even if it wasn't cancerous, bearing in mind there is a history of breast cancer in the family? A friend's husband has asked me and I don't...

marval

Wrong slippers

Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning." This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A little...

carlton23

Picasa3

When I try to import photo`s from my cam-corder to Picasa3 they won`t now go to where they should appear as thumbnails although I have been using picasa for about three years with no problems, for...

Thunderchild

where to buy caustic soda

Where can i buy caustic soda ? is it something you find in a supermarket ?

marval

Getting Old

Four old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in. One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you...

EDDIE51

2 old ladies

Two old dears are in the Launderette waiting for their washing to finish. 'That washing machine is laughing at me' says one old girl. 'No its not; says her friend, 'its taking the pi*s out of your...

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