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aiaiaiaiboy

Garden Shed

I need to buy a shed for my garden but don't need anything too large. A simple 6 by 4 foot one will do. The only places I can think to look at are Wickes, Homebase and B&Q. None of these stores...
15:01 Sat 05th Sep 20096 answers, last by aiaiaiaiboy 07:41 Fri 11th Sep 2009
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theonlyone

Standard fuchsias ..

19:00 Sat 05th Sep 20096 answers, last by katerich48 12:50 Fri 25th Sep 2009
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Postdog

OMG what's happened here then............?!?!

Not been here for a few weeks, but dropped in today, and noticed it had changed format. OK, I knew that was on the cards anyway, but the biggest shock was seeing certain words actually spelt out for...
09:04 Sun 06th Sep 20097 answers, last by Tatt 11:03 Sun 06th Sep 2009
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marval

Legs

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to...
22:06 Sat 05th Sep 20097 answers, last by zzxxee 19:04 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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madworld1244

MY TREE

I HAVE A LEGUMINOUS TREE AND I THINK IT HAD SMALL WHITE FLOWERS IN THE SPRING BUT NOT TO SURE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHEN AND BY HOW MUCH I CAN PRUNE IT AS ITS 6M TALL
01:10 Fri 04th Sep 20092 answers, last by madworld1244 18:39 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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knowlittle

old roses

I have a number of 15 year old roses that have black spot on leaves I have sprayed & collected old leaves but condition remains, if I move roses to a new area and prune hard would this clear the...
13:34 Fri 04th Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 22:49 Fri 04th Sep 2009
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dondons

apples/worms

How do I stop my apples from having creepy crawlies inside them? It is a very new and small apple tree and this year is the first year it has had apples. But they all had worms(?) inside the core with...
22:29 Fri 04th Sep 20092 answers, last by nonomaybe 18:20 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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marval

The whole shovel

One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! MarshalDillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't...
17:46 Thu 03rd Sep 20095 answers, last by marval 11:18 Fri 04th Sep 2009
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rov1200

Rabbits in garden

How do get rid of rabbits in the garden and keep them out
21:34 Thu 03rd Sep 20096 answers, last by rov1200 20:11 Fri 04th Sep 2009
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glenbar

Geranium/Pelargonium leaves

Has anyone any idea what is eating my geranium leaves. I have never known this before as they are quite tough and hairy and I thought insects didn't like that kind of leaf. I have looked but simply...
14:39 Sun 30th Aug 200910 answers, last by carlton23 12:00 Thu 03rd Sep 2009
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nohorn

Cremation of humans

If anyone has plans/intentions to have cremation to dispose of their/others remains, what are the thoughts and considerations. Is it most often the cost involved. I realize there are...
07:38 Tue 01st Sep 200915 answers, last by carlton23 11:55 Thu 03rd Sep 2009
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charliechan

how to remove stickers from my laptop without scratching the surface

i bought new laptop and its covered in logos and stickers on touchpad and basically over the plastic finished screen,,ive tried to remove one of them and got the sticker off then i scrubbed the glue...
10:43 Thu 03rd Sep 20096 answers, last by charliechan 12:45 Thu 03rd Sep 2009
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horseylady93

mares tail

how do i get rid of mares tal in my paddock
14:21 Wed 02nd Sep 20094 answers, last by kia cat 06:39 Sat 05th Sep 2009
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maxiewaxie

Oil filled radiators not warming up?

Does anyone know why my 2 oil filled radiators will not come on, they are not very old and worked perfectly last Winter but I've just tried to get them going and although the lights come on they don't...
23:02 Wed 02nd Sep 20095 answers, last by rov1200 16:14 Mon 07th Sep 2009
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Slapshot

Man Gags

1.. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy Crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a dump". 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night...
20:25 Wed 02nd Sep 20096 answers, last by Everhelpful 18:40 Thu 03rd Sep 2009
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carlton23

Who dat?

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables, when a voice in the darkness said "Jesus is watching you" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
14:21 Wed 02nd Sep 20092 answers, last by carlton23 23:47 Wed 02nd Sep 2009
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Escutcheon

First day of each month.

Does anyone know where the custom of saying, "Rabbits" as the first word spoken on the first day of any month come from and why please?
12:49 Tue 01st Sep 20098 answers, last by WhiteVixen 19:40 Mon 02nd May 2011
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Dekay

Is that so?

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting...
11:03 Wed 02nd Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 13:40 Wed 02nd Sep 2009
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marval

Check me out

A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the...
11:11 Wed 02nd Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 13:38 Wed 02nd Sep 2009
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carlton23

Ethel

Where is she? Does anyone know?
00:41 Sat 29th Aug 200980 answers, last by ooodles 20:46 Fri 03rd May 2013

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