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aiaiaiaiboy
I need to buy a shed for my garden but don't need anything too large. A simple 6 by 4 foot one will do. The only places I can think to look at are Wickes, Homebase and B&Q. None of these stores...
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Postdog
Not been here for a few weeks, but dropped in today, and noticed it had changed format. OK, I knew that was on the cards anyway, but the biggest shock was seeing certain words actually spelt out for...
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marval
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to...
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madworld1244
I HAVE A LEGUMINOUS TREE AND I THINK IT HAD SMALL WHITE FLOWERS IN THE SPRING BUT NOT TO SURE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHEN AND BY HOW MUCH I CAN PRUNE IT AS ITS 6M TALL
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knowlittle
I have a number of 15 year old roses that have black spot on leaves I have sprayed & collected old leaves but condition remains, if I move roses to a new area and prune hard would this clear the...
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dondons
How do I stop my apples from having creepy crawlies inside them? It is a very new and small apple tree and this year is the first year it has had apples. But they all had worms(?) inside the core with...
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marval
One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! MarshalDillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't...
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rov1200
How do get rid of rabbits in the garden and keep them out
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glenbar
Has anyone any idea what is eating my geranium leaves. I have never known this before as they are quite tough and hairy and I thought insects didn't like that kind of leaf. I have looked but simply...
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nohorn
If anyone has plans/intentions to have cremation to dispose of their/others remains, what are the thoughts and considerations. Is it most often the cost involved. I realize there are...
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charliechan
i bought new laptop and its covered in logos and stickers on touchpad and basically over the plastic finished screen,,ive tried to remove one of them and got the sticker off then i scrubbed the glue...
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horseylady93
how do i get rid of mares tal in my paddock
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maxiewaxie
Does anyone know why my 2 oil filled radiators will not come on, they are not very old and worked perfectly last Winter but I've just tried to get them going and although the lights come on they don't...
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Slapshot
1.. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy Crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a dump". 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night...
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carlton23
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables, when a voice in the darkness said "Jesus is watching you" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
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Escutcheon
Does anyone know where the custom of saying, "Rabbits" as the first word spoken on the first day of any month come from and why please?
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Dekay
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting...
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marval
A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the...
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carlton23
Where is she? Does anyone know?

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