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So I was in the bath last night...

...having my weekly wash, when I looked down and realised that my breasts were sort of 'floating' in the water which made them look like Pamela Anderson fake boobs (sort of jutting out of their own...
09:46 Wed 02nd May 200719 answers, last by Skreecheeboy 15:21 Wed 02nd May 2007
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Butchers

Where does the phrase 'Have a butchers' come from? I was in Egypt recently and thought it was hilarious when a local man tried to entice me into his shop and used that phrase! Another local greeted me...
15:19 Fri 27th Apr 20076 answers, last by henchard 19:55 Fri 04th May 2007
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Eaten Alive

How many mosquito bites can the body sustain before your blood actually runs out or you actually turn into a mosquito from being mauled so much? I think I may have set a new World Record.
10:59 Thu 26th Apr 200712 answers, last by tiggertan 00:57 Fri 27th Apr 2007
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I'm going on holiday tomorrow

What have I forgotten to pack? Seriously! I know i'm bound to have forgotten something crucial.
11:14 Tue 17th Apr 200738 answers, last by shineybomb 17:13 Tue 17th Apr 2007
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Love is...

....when your partner farts in their sleep and you find it quite cute. What is love to you?
11:13 Tue 17th Apr 200720 answers, last by buttons 16:34 Tue 17th Apr 2007
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Dreams

What was the last dream that you had? Being the wild, erratic and unhibited individual that I am, I dreamt about putting my wardrobe together which I know is due to be delivered today. And in my dream...
11:51 Thu 12th Apr 200721 answers, last by bensmum 21:11 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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Smells

What smells do you like that you know you shouldn't? For me it's; - marker pens - creosote - petrol at garage forecourts - my socks after i've been wearing my trainers for a day! What about you?
11:43 Thu 12th Apr 200723 answers, last by andy-hughes 01:36 Sat 14th Apr 2007
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Kill me. Kill me now.

I went out to dinner with my ex-boyfriend last night and admitted that I'm still in love with him.... 4 MONTHS after we broke up! Do you think I should be put out of my misery? Shot like a lame horse?
11:16 Wed 11th Apr 200735 answers, last by Champagne 16:30 Tue 17th Apr 2007
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How good a liar are you?

This is your opportunity to tell me a whopping great fib and try to convince me that it's true. If I believe you, you get 3 stars. So come on, get creative!
11:38 Tue 10th Apr 200749 answers, last by knobbynonuts 18:52 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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Problem with Laptop

My friend has a DVD drive on her laptop and it has recently decided to stop playing DVDs for no apparent reason! When I checked the laptop last night it seems that the drive recognises CDs but not...
10:50 Tue 10th Apr 20071 answer, last by Bob A Job 12:58 Tue 10th Apr 2007
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Decaffeinated coffee

What's the point?
10:31 Tue 10th Apr 200711 answers, last by RoaldoM 17:27 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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Colin Farrell

I don't care if he's a pin-up, a Hollywood hunk or worth a few bob... you simply couldn't date the guy because his name is COLIN! Who agrees?
10:31 Tue 10th Apr 20078 answers, last by curlyperm 15:13 Tue 10th Apr 2007
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Today I will be mostly....

...ogling mens' nether regions. How do you plan on spending your day today?
12:15 Thu 05th Apr 200724 answers, last by nat_84 14:04 Thu 05th Apr 2007
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Zombies

If you're closest friend/loved one turned into a zombie in front of your eyes, do you think you'd have the courage to put them out of their misery?
10:06 Wed 04th Apr 200715 answers, last by Baby Jane 14:13 Wed 04th Apr 2007
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Table manners

I just put a forkful of food into my gob and ended up with my hair in my mouth as well. And quite a lot of it too! I then sat there laughing with food still in my mouth and had to compose myself...
12:26 Mon 02nd Apr 200715 answers, last by ReinaLuna 00:24 Tue 03rd Apr 2007
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Hen Night

I've been invited to a Hen night and have been told that I have to dress up as a teacher and give myself a saucy name. I can't think of any names though! Any ideas?
09:21 Fri 30th Mar 200747 answers, last by Baby Jane 15:06 Wed 04th Apr 2007
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A beautiful, sunny day

It's just too good a day to waste in the office, so to make the most of it I am going to go for a lengthy cycle ride through Windsor town and along the Long Walk after work....
14:09 Wed 28th Mar 200715 answers, last by Octavius 18:42 Thu 29th Mar 2007
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Movie Sequels

What is the worst sequel you've ever seen?
11:33 Wed 28th Mar 200719 answers, last by birdwoman 20:46 Fri 30th Mar 2007
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Fat Club

I've just eaten a whole tub of olive houmous and then realised that it's 550 calories and 49.4g of fat! How can something so healthy be so fattening? Do you think God got it wrong and actually...
12:47 Tue 27th Mar 200720 answers, last by flexyjoints 03:10 Sun 27th Dec 2020
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Honouring your fellow ABers

I was playing my Sims game last night, and I decided to buy a pet. So I bought a lovely caramel coloured Chow Chow (http://www.planet-pets.com/Chowchow.jpg) but then I was stuck for a name to give it....
12:13 Mon 26th Mar 200714 answers, last by Lore 18:32 Mon 26th Mar 2007

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