A Shepard was mortified at the loss of his favourite sheep, that he was planning to exhibit at the county show.
All he could say was "I'll never find another ewe"...
The Dalai Lama went to the fridge to get some spread for his toast for breakfast one morning, and was overwhelmed with emotion when he took the lid off the margarine, There before him was the image of...
THE manager at the fish n chip shop was finding it difficult to keep up with the demand, with long cues tailing back halfway round the block.
He'd better get his skates on!...
I was in my local fishmongers, buying a few things for tonight's supper, and the f monger said "that'l be 20 pounds Sir". I looked in my wallet, and I only had 15 pounds. He said "that's ok, pay me...
Can someone explain the différance (if any) between water lettuce and water hyacinth, both seem to be able to reproduce like gremlins in waterways, so are they considered an invasive species, can they...
A very fine morning to you all! Looking like another scorcher on its way, so my first job is filling those watering cans and keeping those plants alive and kicking. Next job feeding the fish and then...
