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melv16

I've Just...

... seen a one armed man walk into a second hand shop...
11:35 Mon 11th May 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 13:44 Mon 11th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. A clear sky again, more lounging in the sun, barbie on the go again. Boring, I know, but someone has to do it! :o} Telly still on the blink, yer wee man is away on holibobs. My mate's wee dog...
05:00 Mon 11th May 202069 answers, last by waterboatman 08:43 Mon 15th Feb 2021
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alavahalf

How Many Worms ..

Took this photo this morning at the allotment .. there are actually seven worms in the photo. The most I have ever seen in one location ! https://ibb.co/Hzd1qXf...
23:54 Fri 08th May 202022 answers, last by Spicerack 06:08 Mon 11th May 2020
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Patsy33

Dating

A girl, my brother is dating, works long hours at a bakery. I don’t think it’s going to work out. She’s too kneady....
19:15 Sun 10th May 202021 answers, last by zebo 11:49 Mon 11th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. The sky is clear at the moment. What it's going to do later we shall see. Nothing on the oracle for today. So that's what I'll do. :o} I flashed up the barbie yesterday, might do so again...
04:49 Sun 10th May 202081 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:01 Sun 10th May 2020
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needawin

Bird On Head

Sitting underneath the kitchen window in the sun today and something landed on my head. Thought it was the wife dropping a tea towel out the window on me for a joke. It was a robin which then moved to...
20:05 Fri 08th May 20209 answers, last by Mozz71 14:00 Sun 10th May 2020
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tiggerblue10

Rip Little Richard

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/little-richard-dead-48505/...
15:38 Sat 09th May 2020104 answers, last by Mozz71 15:07 Mon 11th May 2020
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Canary42

Donald.p|Euop

http://www.upl.co/uploads/Donald1589032078.png...
14:56 Sat 09th May 202013 answers, last by retrocop 13:59 Sun 10th May 2020
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TheWholeTruth

Telecomms Merger

Looks like O2 are merging with Virgin Media... Dont know what the new company will be called but if they can get British Airways on board they can call it O2 BA VIRGIN !.......
15:13 Sat 09th May 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 13:54 Sun 10th May 2020
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Chipchopper

Working From Home

An entrepreneurial man decided to follow his dreams and build sailing boats in his garage. Business was slow to take off at first but now he said the sails are going through the roof!
07:39 Sat 09th May 202011 answers, last by waterboatman 06:11 Sun 10th May 2020
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sandyRoe

A Bird Watcher Might Know.

A woodland bird that squaks an alarm call that sounds like a football fan's rattle. Any idea what it is?...
07:55 Wed 06th May 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:32 Sat 09th May 2020
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carterabby08

What Is Your Favourite Citrus Fragrance?

Best Citrus Fragrance?
12:45 Sat 09th May 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:58 Sat 09th May 2020
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Bobbisox1

Hangover From Hell This Morning

I organised a VE Day S.D.P ( Social Distancing Party ) in my Street yesterday afternoon, the sun was out and we had red white and blue flags and balloons festooning the whole street, I did the music...
10:46 Sat 09th May 202013 answers, last by Bobbisox1 10:57 Sat 09th May 2020
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Hymie

Devil-Worship

Did you hear about the devil-worshipping dyslexic, who sold his soul to Santa?
07:59 Sat 09th May 20204 answers, last by jno 15:54 Sat 09th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. It's going to be a nice, sunny day. 15.1C outside. A raid on Lidl this morning, flash up the barbie for lunchtime. Sorted. :o} Some domesticity got to be fitted in somewhere. Looks like the...
05:01 Sat 09th May 202082 answers, last by lady-janine 09:40 Sat 09th May 2020
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marval

A Man Knocked

A man knocked at my door and said "Do you believe in free speech?" I said "yes." He said "Good, can I use your phone?" The price of hearing aids has gone up. Deaf people across the country are going...
18:45 Fri 08th May 20204 answers, last by marval 19:13 Fri 08th May 2020
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melv16

She Was....

... only the Town Clerk's daughter, but she let the Borough Surveyor.
19:58 Thu 07th May 202016 answers, last by Denton 21:58 Fri 08th May 2020
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Barsel

Name Suggestions Please.

My daughter is expecting a baby in a few weeks time and they cannot find a name that goes with their surname which is Ball. It didn't seem to be a problem for Bobby, Michael, Zoe and Alan's parents,...
16:44 Fri 08th May 202062 answers, last by Barsel 19:32 Thu 11th Jun 2020
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melv16

I've Just...

...read the history of dance. There's a twist at the end...
12:19 Fri 08th May 20204 answers, last by mallyh 13:49 Fri 08th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The moon is shining brightly here, the air is still, could be another nice day, with a bit of luck! good for those celebrating VE day. I will be, being ex-army. I wasn't involved in WW2, but...
05:01 Fri 08th May 202074 answers, last by Bobbisox1 07:41 Fri 08th May 2020

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