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Bobbisox1

Why Are People So Damn Selfish?

This was Metro Centre Asda this morning ! http://www.upl.co/uploads/76A78CA7B2C94A2EBB49FB464A83F9291584278846.png...
14:28 Sun 15th Mar 202040 answers, last by teacake44 18:09 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Oily?

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil....
13:36 Sun 15th Mar 20203 answers, last by scorpiojo 13:43 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Canny Scotsman.............

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man...
12:19 Sun 15th Mar 20202 answers, last by Spicerack 13:23 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

The New Porsche..............

A Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door...
12:26 Sun 15th Mar 20202 answers, last by brainiac 13:15 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Beware Of Older Women...........

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We...
19:56 Sat 14th Mar 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:42 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. IO haven't looked out yet, but the temperature out there is 10.5. Can't be bad. On the grounds I can't go anywhere, some domesticity is in order. That should be interesting. A good night's...
06:58 Sun 15th Mar 202079 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:23 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Khandro

Are You Starting To Think About Things You Didn't Think About Before?

An hour ago I had a parcel delivery & had to sign for it on a plastic gizmo's screen with a stylus, afterwards I thought, God! how many people have handled that today! I've only just now (too late)...
14:14 Sat 14th Mar 202052 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:30 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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melv16

I'm....

.... stork piling long legged birds...
10:49 Sat 14th Mar 202015 answers, last by marval 18:08 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. I haven't looked out yet. I was going to be on the canal today, but I'm going to have to phone and say I can't go today. Mt left foot is still painful, still using two sticks. No rugby to...
07:03 Sat 14th Mar 202072 answers, last by emmie 09:46 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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interele

Moving A Cherry Tree

We have decided to bite the bullet and move a small ( c 6ft ) cherry tree as it isn't going anywhere in the location we put it many years ago. Knowing diddly about gardening then, we planted it under...
19:14 Fri 13th Mar 202010 answers, last by Buenchico 03:42 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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david small

Self Confine

I have four symptoms of Corvi19. Dry cough, dry eyes, aches, shortness of breath. Sometimes temperature high, then back down. Feel ill but not too ill. Opinions re self confinement please. My wife...
15:44 Fri 13th Mar 202024 answers, last by Rosie29 16:34 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Food

Anyone want to buy 100 Scotch Eggs and 150 bite size Sausage Rolls? I misread the headlines and thought everyone was picnic buying....
14:05 Fri 13th Mar 20204 answers, last by marval 18:59 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. Yes it, I checked! :o} It's been raining through the night,, stopped at the moment. Back to the surgery this morning, to the pharmacy first. so will have to be away early. After that, back and...
06:44 Fri 13th Mar 202082 answers, last by Theland 09:24 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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marval

The Beatles

The Beatles were food fans, weren't they? In fact, they were especially big fans of Swiss cheese. As you can tell from the song; 'She loves Gruyère, yère, yère.' It is not well known but George...
20:11 Thu 12th Mar 202025 answers, last by Theland 08:04 Fri 13th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Panic

In my day, 'panic buying' only happened when the bell rang and the barman shouted "last orders at the bar"...
00:13 Thu 12th Mar 20209 answers, last by rowanwitch 15:58 Thu 12th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday 13th. In a bit of a pickle this morning, can't put my left foot on the floor. moving around is 'interesting' it was fine when I went to bed. I may have to go and see the gorgeous one this...
06:24 Thu 12th Mar 2020107 answers, last by waterboatman 09:06 Thu 12th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

Cool Cat

Next doors cat must have crept into my fridge while I wasn't looking. I went there to get a carton of milk a couple of hours later. You should have seen his little face light up when I opened...
13:55 Wed 11th Mar 20203 answers, last by Canary42 18:57 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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Canary42

'ear 'ear

A builder installing roofing timbers accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a man walking on the street below, “Hey, can you see my ear anywhere down there?”...
13:21 Wed 11th Mar 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 18:35 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. The sky is clear and for the first time in weeks there is no wind! Wonderful. :o} I just hope it's warmer too. I might get the running around done in sunshine. Too much to hope that it will...
06:26 Wed 11th Mar 202095 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:40 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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Canary42

True Story, But I Put It In Jokes Because If I Didn't Laugh I'd Cry !

Last week, when buying Marmite, I bought the largest size (£4.75) for economy. Today I dropped it and it smashed into pieces so all had to be thrown away. I'm going back to "Small is Beautiful" (...
18:18 Tue 10th Mar 20207 answers, last by mallyh 08:54 Wed 11th Mar 2020

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