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Chipchopper

You Have Mail

Opening this mornings post, one of the letters spilled rice all over the floor. I thought ah, that'l be from uncle Ben....
11:24 Tue 10th Mar 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:33 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Atheist

Hedge Clipper Handles Dropped Off.

Manual clippers with wooden handles that slip over the metal tangs on the blades, and are supposed to stay on but have recently both become detached. Is there some sort of compound I could shove into...
15:26 Tue 10th Mar 20209 answers, last by The Builder 18:13 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

He Ain’T Pappy

http://www.upl.co/uploads/41C47001534B49E2AD8063C99E85C0711583845505.jpeg...
14:06 Tue 10th Mar 20207 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:52 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

John Travolta

John Travolta suspected of having corona virus. John Travolta was hospitalised for suspected Covid-1, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday night fever and they assure everyone that he is...
22:57 Mon 09th Mar 202011 answers, last by Ellipsis 11:59 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday.Was picked up by a mate yesterday. we went for a trog about, around Sharpness docks to see what ships were in, and the old docks railway that is being being restored. We stopped for lunch and...
06:13 Tue 10th Mar 202052 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:49 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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marval

I Am Lost

A lost tourist in London asks a local for directions: "Excuse me, how do I get to the Albert Hall?" "Talent, luck and lots of practice." Visitors to Spain are amazed at the skill of the tattoo artists...
15:42 Mon 09th Mar 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 20:01 Mon 09th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Only One Snag

I feel a bit sorry for the chemist who invented a universal solvent and then spent the rest of his life trying to find something to keep it in.
16:50 Sun 08th Mar 20206 answers, last by theprof 13:37 Mon 09th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. The sky is clear and I think and hope it's going to be a lovely day. It could certainly do with warming up a bit...well...a lot! :o} Some running around to do and then meet up with a new...
05:45 Mon 09th Mar 202068 answers, last by maggiebee 10:55 Mon 09th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

Greeting Alternatives

Due to the corona virus many people have put hugs, handshakes and kisses etc on hold. My brother showed me an alternative greeting yesterday, that someone had showed him. which I believe is known as...
11:12 Sun 08th Mar 202019 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:08 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

Favorite Visitors

I have to say, of all the birds that pay me a visit to my garden are jays. Today a group of three came in and appeared to be eating something on the grass areas (not worms)though and too early for...
10:46 Sun 08th Mar 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:21 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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Coppit

Acid Soil For House Plants

My antherium needs a pH of 5,0 - 5.5 but my meter shows very little above zero. One plant doesn't justify buying new 'peat' or fertiliser, so can I add say. lemon juice to rainwater?
19:40 Sat 07th Mar 202012 answers, last by Coppit 09:16 Sun 22nd Mar 2020
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marval

Please Change

There is an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterwards told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors...
19:42 Sat 07th Mar 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:55 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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marval

Just Started

I have just started reading my first horror story in Braille. I think something really scary is about to happen, I can feel it I have just got a text inviting me to the local nudist club And I thought...
00:30 Sun 08th Mar 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:15 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

American Flag

Which way should the flag be displayed ? Stars area on top left seems the excepted way but on military uniforms it has the star section on the top right. Can anyone explain why ?...
22:50 Sat 07th Mar 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:04 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday.We had a good day on the canal yesterday. a steady stream of visitors, one couple from Canada! They were interested in the restoration we are doing and joined the Trust. I'm down there again...
05:52 Sun 08th Mar 202079 answers, last by anneasquith 10:13 Sun 08th Mar 2020
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maggiebee

Profits?

The guy who invented hand sanitizer must be rubbing his hands together.
13:51 Sat 07th Mar 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:02 Sat 07th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Cashback

I went into the pub today and said to the barmaid,"Do you do cash back?". "Yes, certainly", she replied. "Good", I said, "Can I have the £40 I spent last night, my wife's going mental."...
22:10 Fri 06th Mar 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:21 Sat 07th Mar 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. I'm on the canal today, so I want a day like yesterday, warm and sunny. No rain according to the weather forecast. We shall see. Anyone doing anything interesting?...
07:11 Sat 07th Mar 202064 answers, last by emmie 09:14 Sat 07th Mar 2020
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Trevilino

Flower

Just wanted to let you all know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I’ve only gone and poisoned myself, thanks to my cooking skills. What I thought was an onion for...
20:01 Fri 06th Mar 202010 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:49 Fri 06th Mar 2020
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sherrardk

Hedgehogs

If anyone is interested, could you please sign this petition to try and get hedgehogs declared a protected species? Thank you :)
21:52 Thu 05th Mar 202033 answers, last by Sam1960 00:17 Sat 21st Mar 2020

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