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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's raining. Yesterday afternoon was quite warm and dry. I think we are in for rain for the rest of the week at least. I hope I'm wrong! I have to go out, but I will be back as quickly as...
06:50 Thu 27th Feb 202093 answers, last by emmie 10:26 Thu 27th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Feline Fixation

When a Woman reaches a certain age in her life they often acquire lots of cats, this syndrome is known as the many paws....
11:55 Wed 26th Feb 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:03 Wed 26th Feb 2020
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albaqwerty

I Was Startled

by a loud fart. I was fartled.
11:34 Wed 26th Feb 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:58 Wed 26th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Savory Pancakes

I forgot all about it being pancake day. All I have is a couple of eggs, some diced bacon pieces, cheese, maple syrup, milk and thats about it. Could I do a pancake with that or is it an omelet ?...
18:13 Tue 25th Feb 20208 answers, last by Atheist 21:50 Thu 27th Feb 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. it's all quiet outside. About time too! Still more shoplifting to do today. That's it really, so it's see what the day is like then decide. Have a happy day everyone....
05:47 Wed 26th Feb 202082 answers, last by emmie 09:06 Wed 26th Feb 2020
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wiltsman

Jackdaws And A Dangerous Situation!

A couple of weeks ago I lit my gas fire in the living room, but around twenty minutes later my carbon monoxide alarm sounded. Knowing how dangerous things could be I immediately turned the fire off as...
17:05 Tue 25th Feb 20209 answers, last by Ryzen 22:01 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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pastafreak

I'm In Bits

Sally passed away in the early hours of this morning. I expected it sooner rather than later, but felt so scared last night when I knew she was hours away from dying. Run free my gorgeous girl...have...
16:38 Tue 25th Feb 202055 answers, last by lankeela 14:44 Mon 02nd Mar 2020
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Trevilino

Giving Blood

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank ... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o....
11:32 Tue 25th Feb 20209 answers, last by elliemay1 23:42 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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fudgefudge

Rowan Berry Wine

anyone made it, how do you make it, what does it taste like...
13:20 Mon 24th Feb 20207 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:39 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's not raining! All is tranquil outside. Mega shoplifting today then! I never got outside at all yesterday. got a lot done inside though! So nothing to talk about this morning. Have a happy day...
07:12 Tue 25th Feb 202078 answers, last by emmie 09:12 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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Trevilino

Football Mad

My wife called me a sexist pig, and accused me of being far too obsessed with football. I said, "What makes you say that, babe?" She said, "Well for one, there's this card you gave me for my...
22:04 Mon 24th Feb 20206 answers, last by zebo 12:11 Tue 25th Feb 2020
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Canary42

. . .

One day I changed a light bulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar. Then I realised my life is just a joke....
21:51 Sun 23rd Feb 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:25 Mon 24th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Binoculars For Birdwatching

Hi Bird people, I'm looking at getting a new pair of bino's of good quality and functionality, without having to get a second mortgage. Image stabilisation and zoom lens would both be big pluses. TIA...
09:39 Mon 03rd Feb 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:43 Mon 24th Feb 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. Just looked out, It's calm and not raining at the moment. Ireland tripped over themselves yesterday, didn't play well enough. Roll on next week! :o} Just looked out, not raining! Long may it...
06:33 Mon 24th Feb 202088 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:51 Mon 24th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Narrow Escape

I once lived on a houseboat for a while, down on the river and started seeing the girl next door. At first everything was going great at first and I thought, yeah this is it!. Sadly as time went by,...
11:22 Sat 22nd Feb 202015 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:10 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
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Vagus

Sunday Lunch

Ok, so I know it’s only Saturday but I believe in forward planning. As we’re away at the mo, we’ve found a dog friendly place which does a traditional Sunday lunch, which we will be partaking...
18:23 Sat 22nd Feb 202037 answers, last by Bobbisox1 16:00 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
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emmie

Speedo Mick

so named because has been walking from John O' Groats to Lands End dressed only in speedos, hiking boots and an Everton scarf and not a lot else, well done i say. he has raised 268 thousand pounds so...
10:54 Sat 22nd Feb 202047 answers, last by ladybirder 11:40 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

A Joyous Occasion

I went to a wedding the other day, it was such a moving experience even the cake was in tiers.
17:19 Fri 21st Feb 20206 answers, last by Spicerack 18:37 Fri 21st Feb 2020
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fender62

Wet Wood Ban..

meanwhile china build new coal fired electricity plants..not to mention india , europe has some pretty dire plants a well..eastern block countries, kosovo has a really polluting plant....
15:35 Fri 21st Feb 202027 answers, last by jourdain2 22:42 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
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Bobbisox1

Are You A Boy Or A Girl

To make you smile :) Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling. "What do you...
18:10 Wed 19th Feb 20207 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:36 Fri 21st Feb 2020

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