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maggiebee

Safety First

Avoid dangerous Cults Practice safe Sects...
15:59 Wed 05th Feb 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:38 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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marval

After Dinner

After dinner my partner asked if I could clear the table. I needed a run up but I made it....
00:42 Wed 05th Feb 202010 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:31 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Signs Of Spring

Signs of spring in the wildlife garden today. Snowdrops in bloom and daffs in bud. It was very pleasant, once the sun came up and thawed the frost....
19:19 Sun 19th Jan 202012 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:27 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Small Magnet Mystery

Not sure which category this should go in but here go's. I found a small magnet in my stainless steel kitchen sink this morning. Its not much bigger than a pin head but it is very strong for its size....
11:07 Wed 05th Feb 202010 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:20 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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Patsy33

Aging Rock Bands

I’ve opened up a gym helping ageing rock bands get back into shape. It’s going okay so far... Just working out the Kinks....
19:32 Mon 03rd Feb 202026 answers, last by Mexican18 13:05 Thu 06th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

At The Diner...

A married couple stop off at a roadside diner for a bite to eat. A blond waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later with just a bun on a plate. The man asks "wheres my burger" The...
12:21 Tue 04th Feb 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 19:28 Tue 04th Feb 2020
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maggiebee

Lift

I'm terrified of lifts so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
14:47 Mon 03rd Feb 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:10 Mon 03rd Feb 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Not too bad outside. Some good rugby yesterday. Hopefully today,s match will be as good. Not a lot to do today, I'm happy with that! Have a happy day everyone....
06:46 Sun 02nd Feb 202078 answers, last by emmie 09:52 Sun 02nd Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Nights In White Satin

I love that old Moody Blues song and the romantic image that it congers up in my mind. But I just cant help thinking that chain male and body armor might have given the knights better protection....
19:07 Fri 31st Jan 202010 answers, last by Tilly2 20:27 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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Patsy33

How We Sleep

It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my husband sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing.....
12:16 Thu 30th Jan 20208 answers, last by Theland 18:57 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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Bobbisox1

Independence Day

What song could we have as our Jan 31st Day ? I’d have said Take these chains from my heart and set me Free but that’s a bit slow Free Bird by Lynard Skinner ?...
10:29 Fri 31st Jan 202017 answers, last by Bobbisox1 11:10 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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ladybirder

Fruit Trees Growing On Our Streets. Birds And Bees Encouraged.

Every house to have access to a fruit tree. Two million trees could be planted on the streets of towns and cities under Boris Johnson's plan to brighten up Britain. New houses should be fitted with...
15:12 Thu 30th Jan 202069 answers, last by ladybirder 11:51 Sat 01st Feb 2020
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marval

How Long?

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in...
19:27 Wed 29th Jan 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:06 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Canary42

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area

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20:40 Wed 29th Jan 202010 answers, last by Theland 00:19 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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marval

A Band

Paddy and Mick are on a cruise together. Mick says "it's awful quiet on deck tonight, no one around at all." Paddy says "I bet everyone's gone to watch the band.” Mick said "band? There is no band...
00:07 Thu 30th Jan 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:51 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Gromit

Fat Bird Loses Weight

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-51294545...
17:15 Wed 29th Jan 20209 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:40 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. All is calm outside, 9.4C The warmest for a while. I Friends arriving at 0930 so I will be away early. Didn't get to sleep until about 0200, so feeling a bit ragged this morning. Such is...
06:50 Thu 30th Jan 202068 answers, last by emmie 09:26 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Theland

Duck

Man with duck on his head walks into doctors. What can I do for you? Get this man from under my feet....
15:49 Wed 29th Jan 20205 answers, last by marval 18:52 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

A Horse

The psychiatrist asks his patient: "Do you really think that you are a horse?" The patient: "Yes." The Doctor: "Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The patient: "It's ok, I have enough...
12:22 Wed 29th Jan 202015 answers, last by Patsy33 18:02 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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maggiebee

Glass

Glass coffins.... Will they be popular? Remains to be seen......
12:44 Tue 28th Jan 20207 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:47 Tue 28th Jan 2020

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