I've just enjoyed eating some fresh pineapple, which made me wonder, what actually is it ?
If its a fruit then surely the fruit would develop in the centre of where the leaves are are at the top....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-50951043 "Record-breaking temperatures and months of severe drought have fuelled a series of massive bushfires across Australia." Can't see much of this on...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the...
Father: "Why did you fail your mathematics test?" Son: "On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8." Father: "So?" Son: "On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8... If she can't make up her...
I was looking around in the garden centre for some ferns and I kept hearing this noise "ayyy ayyy". I asked the sales assistant and she "ah that'll be the fronz"...
A local man was thrown off his allotment because he allowed it to become, uncultivated and overgrown with weeds. A spokes person for the council run site said: "through his non compliance with the...
Last month's thread is here. We have made it to the new year. In recent years we've seen snow and frost in late winter and early spring. Do you think we will see similar behaviour of weather this...
A British army officer took a pair of shoes to his local cobbler in early July, 1914. He asked the cobbler to sole and heel the shoes. The following day, the officer was called up to serve with his...
I was walking down by the farm, when I saw the farmer leaning on is gate. "Good morning, is cold enough for you ?" I said jokingly. Aye he replied. Why are those cows in the field shivering so much" I...
I'm on the lookout for a new electric kettle, most importantly it needs to have a handle well away from any possible escaping steam that could burn the hand whilst pouring.
Any suggestions welcome....
I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.
I came home yesterday and said to the missus "Come on we're moving". She said "Why do we have to move?" I said I've just found out that the postman has had sex with every woman in our street apart...
