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Patsy33

Ear Complaint.

A woman goes to her doctor with ear complaint. He looks inside and shocked to find sponge, jelly & custard stuck in her ear. She sees he's looking a little bewildered. "What's wrong with me Doc?" He...
17:44 Thu 31st Oct 20195 answers, last by maggiebee 19:30 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Chipchopper

Halloween Theme..

A skeleton walks into a bar and says..... I'll have a pint of lager and a mop please barman....
10:05 Thu 31st Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 13:01 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Warning Rant

WARNING ...RANT! For those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the...
23:54 Wed 30th Oct 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:58 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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marval

My Friend

My friend went to a fancy dress party last weekend dressed as a loaf of bread. He said it was great, the birds were all over him....
17:02 Wed 30th Oct 201914 answers, last by maggiebee 00:44 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Chipchopper

Dumb Neighbor

My neighbor knows so little about gardening, he thinks, Mow the grass is a Jewish informant and Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools.
12:01 Wed 30th Oct 201911 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:53 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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Chipchopper

What The....

I stopped off to pick up a Chinese takeaway on my way home from work the other day and placed the bags in the passenger foot well of my car. As I was driving along I could hear something making a...
16:26 Tue 29th Oct 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:14 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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Vagus

Scrambled Eggs

We just have eggs in our scrambled eggs on toast, which we both enjoy, but were wondering if anyone adds anything else to make it a little more interesting.
18:09 Tue 29th Oct 201917 answers, last by Ken4155 01:12 Sat 09th Nov 2019
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Ken4155

Conspicuous By His Absence.

I know 8 days isn't a long time but it's not like Togo to miss TWO 'Saturday Punt' threads? Last active on 18th Oct. Anyone any ideas. Hope all's well with him and his family.
15:05 Sat 26th Oct 201926 answers, last by Barsel 18:14 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Bobbisox1

Do I Dare?

All said in the best possible taste mind Ya Scotsman...Irishman...welshman....sitting in a bar... .theres no Englishman cos we are still in Japan........
13:11 Sun 27th Oct 201910 answers, last by johnny.5 16:42 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Bazile

Bats

Just watching s house renovation programme , based in the states Tons of bats have taken up residence inside Theyvcalled in someone who stated that they will have to be moved Just got me wondering why...
16:52 Sat 26th Oct 20195 answers, last by Bazile 15:52 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Climbing Centre

I was at a climbing centre the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn't make it up!
16:59 Sat 26th Oct 20196 answers, last by zebo 11:28 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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melv16

Waxwings.

One has been seen at Flamborough head. Yayyy
13:02 Thu 24th Oct 20195 answers, last by melv16 15:15 Fri 22nd Nov 2019
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Patsy33

Heart Warming Story

There are some lovely human beings out there.. https://www.metaspoon.com/stray-dogs-get-beds/...
20:12 Thu 24th Oct 20196 answers, last by marval 23:09 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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chokkie

Roses

Hi Green fingered ABers out there .... all my rose (standards) have finished blooming and I was wondering what work I should be doing on them now. Is it too early to cut them back drastically? Or...
14:59 Wed 23rd Oct 201911 answers, last by julia-mag 19:24 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Clocks Back

They can clear off, if they think I'm putting my clocks back this weekend. It's darn well daylight robbery!...
13:09 Tue 22nd Oct 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:49 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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jesmond

White Fur On Plant

Friend bought me a peace lily few weeks ago and ive just noticed it has white fur looking stuff on the soil, have only watered from the bottom and someone suggested using bicarbonate of soda dissolved...
19:16 Mon 21st Oct 20197 answers, last by AuntPollyGrey 10:22 Tue 22nd Oct 2019
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Spicerack

Elvis

Booking tickets for the Elvis musical is a nightmare. Called the hotline & it was press 1 for the money 2 for the show......
12:34 Mon 21st Oct 20195 answers, last by Barsel 18:55 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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marval

Are You?

The little girl's mother was entertaining her next door neighbour when her little daughter walked in. "Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?" she asked. "No I am not, why do you ask?" said...
18:46 Sun 20th Oct 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:20 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Mags22

Dahlias

I didn't remove the corms when I cut back my dead plant several weeks ago and now find I have 3" of fresh growth. Should I carefully dig them up and pot them and keep indoors? I know covering them...
09:04 Thu 17th Oct 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:32 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Chipchopper

Sudden Absence Of Garden Birds

Up until now my bird feeders have been popular with a good range of birds but today they are conspicuous by their absence. on the odd occasion, I seen high flying, large birds (2) circling above a...
10:39 Tue 15th Oct 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:19 Tue 15th Oct 2019

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