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Patsy33

Some People

Some people think there are insects on the Moon, they’re Lunar tics....
20:17 Tue 27th Feb 201811 answers, last by weecalf 23:14 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Barmaid

What's Tingling Your Tastebuds Today?

I've decided to pack up early. Sadly it is freezer roulette for me for tonight. But I am cooking braised steak au poivre, boulangere spuds and a red velvet cake for us for tomorrow (I have a long and...
18:00 Tue 27th Feb 201844 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:48 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Shaglene

Be Helpful................

This morning at the Tesco check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all of her change she only had just under £10. I thought she was probably...
16:54 Tue 27th Feb 20186 answers, last by Garaman 19:35 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Chipchopper

New Hat

Just got a new hat for my wife.....best darn trade I ever made!
10:45 Mon 26th Feb 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:42 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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marval

What Is Wrong?

Quasimodo went to see Dr Sqad Dr Sqad, after examining him, says, "I think there's something wrong with your back." Quasimodo says, "What makes you say that?" He replies, "Oh, it's just a hunch."...
19:25 Mon 26th Feb 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 16:42 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Chipchopper

A Lasting Impression

I fell asleep on the sofa with a corduroy cushion under my head. Its making headline apparently. I can't see what all the fuss is about!...
11:26 Mon 26th Feb 20184 answers, last by Tilly2 19:25 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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Shaglene

The Dance.............

A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. At the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them. Knowing that only the peg-legged woman...
17:10 Mon 26th Feb 20187 answers, last by Ken4155 18:45 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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chokkie

When To Do Things In The Garden

Can someone please offer some advice re the following ... 1. When should I prune my standard roses, please? 2. When should I deadhead my hydrangeas? 3. When should I plant my Agapanthus bulbs? Hope...
18:19 Mon 26th Feb 201814 answers, last by woofgang 23:26 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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maggiebee

Bump

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault"...
11:51 Mon 26th Feb 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 19:14 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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maggiebee

Snow

Well, it was forecast but I was still a bit surprised to waken to a winter wonderland this morning. Sure it won't lie for very long, but apparently more is on it's way. Thermals to the ready again.
11:29 Mon 26th Feb 201812 answers, last by dustypuss 12:47 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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Hopkirk

New Bed

The wife wanted me to buy a new bed, but I bought a trampoline instead. She's going to hit the roof.....
10:32 Mon 26th Feb 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 14:46 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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anotheoldgit

Is Meghan's Past Already Catching Up With Her?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5428533/Meghan-Markles-secret-diary-soul-baring-blog.html...
12:37 Sat 24th Feb 201894 answers, last by kvalidir 14:33 Sun 25th Feb 2018
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murraymints

Toast To Mikey

We plan a coordinated toast to mikey tomorrow at 1pm... some of us have acquired his favourite lidl wines... please join together to raise a glass..cuppa...whatever to say a fond adieu to our...
16:40 Fri 23rd Feb 201858 answers, last by jourdain2 10:35 Sat 24th Feb 2018
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Mags22

Oatmeal For Birds

I know you can't feed birds oatmeal - but if I boil it, rinse and cool can they have it theN -have lots of it and don't want to waste it
12:00 Fri 23rd Feb 20184 answers, last by rowanwitch 07:45 Sat 24th Feb 2018
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queenofmean

A Wee Bit Good News

I hope. I was discharged from the Diabetic Retinopathy Clinic at the Eye Pavillion today. I will need to go for regular photos. But everything is stable the laser has done its job and I beat...
13:03 Thu 22nd Feb 201830 answers, last by choux 22:59 Thu 22nd Feb 2018
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Chipchopper

Tightrope Walker

Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank ?
17:50 Thu 22nd Feb 20187 answers, last by zebo 01:31 Fri 23rd Feb 2018
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Shaglene

The Helpful Wife...............

Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir ." The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun...
13:06 Thu 22nd Feb 20182 answers, last by marval 19:18 Thu 22nd Feb 2018
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RobNorth

Rats

Why is it that nobody ever saw a small rat? Or even an average one? they are inevitably "huge" or "the size of a cat"...
00:27 Thu 22nd Feb 201824 answers, last by jourdain2 16:44 Thu 22nd Feb 2018
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bednobs

Distilled Water

what can i use it for safely? i presume you aren't supposed to drink it or cook with it. Can you water plants with it?
09:49 Wed 21st Feb 20189 answers, last by bednobs 17:53 Thu 22nd Feb 2018
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DTCwordfan

Dreadful News - Warning

Have just had a call from Mikey's sister - and appalling news - unfortunately, he has passed away and at a relatively young age (well under 65), a massive heart attack as I understand. Mikey was...
20:27 Tue 20th Feb 2018297 answers, last by Ellipsis 12:30 Tue 27th Feb 2018

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