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Set Em Up

A woodworm crawls into a pub and asks: "is the bar-tender here"...

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning, Birdies. It's Friday ... yaaayyy !! What are your plans for this weekend? Whatever you're doing, have a lovely day and a lovely weekend. :-)...

Rondy

There's More

What a day!! I replaced the glass in the living room window three times! Then noticed it was my glasses that were cracked!! ___ A man walks into a chemist’s and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap,...

Vagus

Carrots

Where do you store them? In winter I store them in a basket in the unheated utility room. In summer I’ve been keeping them in the fridge but they seem continually damp and go slimy quite quickly....

Smowball

Hot Weather Diners!

Ideas for meals for hot evenings?? Apart from salad lol. What do we all eat??

LadyCG

It's Thursday - only one day to go until the weekend. Where has the week gone? Anyway, I do believe we have rain heading our way which I know will come as a big relief to many on here, not to mention...

roadman

Acer

i have a massive acer it is absolutely huge in the ground i could turn it into about ten large nicely sized acers How would i do this can i cut a large branch off and put it in soil almost like...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning Birdies. I hope you are all well. At least it's the middle of the week and now we can just countdown to the weekend. It's Father's Day this Sunday - any nice plans? I've asked OH umpteen...

OldChestNuts

Neighbour's Tree Roots Causing Damage

Hi Posters, seeking some advice here really. I had noticed that the neighbours apple root had damaged our blocked paved, lifted a number of blocks. Then also noticed the surrounding block paved around...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning, Birdies. I hope you survived the unbearable heat last night. I survived, but only just. A cold shower beckons! Whatever you're doing today, have a good one and stay hydrated....

ChristineT9220

Tetrapanex Trouble

We cut down a tetrapanex that was taking over and treated the stump with a strong weed killer. Now we are getting suckers coming up all over the garden. Does anyone know how we can get rid of them ?...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning, birdies. The start of another week. I've got to say Mondays are not my favourite day by any stretch but once Monday has been and gone, it's not so bad. It was unbearably hot in the night...

William51

Knock Knock. - Knock Knock. - Doctor Doctor. - Doctor Doctor.

Knock Knock. Whos there?. Witches. Witches who?. Witch is the way to the store?.- Knock Knock. Whos there?. Hatch. Hatch who?. Bless You!. --- Doctor, Doctor. I have only got 59 seconds to live. Hang...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning birdies, I hope you are well-rested. We had a lovely meal out last night but I was so tired towards the end of the evening - I didn't take much rocking last night. What does everyone have...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning Birdies, a cloudy, overcast start to the day. Whatever you're doing today, have a good one....

lady-janine

Good Morning Early Birdies

Good morning. We have been promised yet another hot sunny day. It is still quite breezy so that is keeping the temperature down. Shopping trip today. Not that I enjoy it that much but it is a trip out...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning Birdies. It's Thursday already - where has the week gone? Just the usual routine for me today with work, followed by more work and we're having Salmon and green veg for dinner. Whatever...

Chipchopper

Good Morning All!

Hope you are well, or heading that way. Yesterday was pretty cold, so I'm hoping it will be a little warmer today. Take care now folks...

Chipchopper

Bee Happy

For the last few years I've followed advice from professional gardeners and conservationists, and followed the "No Mow May Régime" where you simply stop mowing designated areas of lawn, to create mini...

Hazlinny

Good Morning Early Birds

Wakened early and no early bird starters so here goes though won't be hanging around to chat. Things are looking bright up here in Scottyland - hope weather good where you are. Have a great day...

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Acer

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Tetrapanex Trouble

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