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maggiebee

Racing

Just backed a horse called 'Dusty Carpet'... He'll take some beating!...
18:21 Mon 13th Feb 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:40 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. All tranquil outside. No frost, Cloudy. So much for the weather. A visit to Stroud today, I'll drop into a farm or two on the way home, do a bit of stocking up. Also a trip to Yate. All go...
06:01 Mon 13th Feb 201781 answers, last by murraymints 10:25 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Shocked

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician...
23:56 Sat 11th Feb 201712 answers, last by melv16 21:45 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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NoMercy

Some Good News For A Change !!!

We've been approved for the adoption of a 4-legged little girl in a public shelter in Romania. I could honestly do cartwheels round the kitchen. We should have her within about 3 weeks or so. We've...
21:17 Thu 09th Feb 201747 answers, last by NoMercy 12:42 Sun 12th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Sorry Boss.

I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough". He said, "You have a wee cough? "I said, "Really? Thanks boss, see you next week!"...
15:08 Sat 11th Feb 20173 answers, last by cupid04 17:48 Sat 11th Feb 2017
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maggiebee

Gardening?

I was planning on doing some gardening but just found out someone in the allotment had already put top soil on.... The plot thickens...
11:24 Sat 11th Feb 20175 answers, last by marval 16:54 Sat 11th Feb 2017
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marval

Why?

Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his Stilton....
17:19 Fri 10th Feb 20178 answers, last by marval 19:21 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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lilacben

What Should You Do With A Pepper Plant.?

My freind put a 18 inch chilli plant into an outside trough last summer.. Now after being there all winter it just has the stalk and branchs on....Should it be pruned back now ? or later on? and by...
23:30 Thu 09th Feb 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:00 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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melv16

Which...

.... World leader is into trigonometry? Angular Merkel..m...
21:04 Thu 09th Feb 20178 answers, last by zebo 22:35 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Chipchopper

Eggstrordinary

While I was chopping logs in the back yard, a hen came along and laid an egg on my axe, cheeky thing. She wanted to hatchet....
19:45 Thu 09th Feb 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 21:14 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Fired

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. It's a whisk I was willing to take.
16:38 Thu 09th Feb 201713 answers, last by maggiebee 13:01 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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maggiebee

Boom Boom

How do you stop moles digging up the garden? Hide their spades from them........
11:45 Thu 09th Feb 20175 answers, last by marval 19:23 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Chipchopper

Earworm-Who Was The Artist ?

I had some trouble trying to get off to sleep last night, due to a song going round and round in my head and just couldn't remember the singer of the song. The main words I remember was: "I look...
10:51 Mon 06th Feb 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:56 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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marval

How Many?

Sign seen in a clothing store. "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."...
17:58 Sun 05th Feb 20171 answer, last by Chipchopper 19:19 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Hymie

Road Traffic Accident

Two carrots were walking together along the road when all of a sudden a car swerved out of control and ran over one of the carrots. His friend immediately called an ambulance and the injured carrot...
22:49 Sat 04th Feb 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 11:56 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Canary42

This Made Me Laugh (I Know I Shouldn't So Save The Sanctimony)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38855685...
18:11 Fri 03rd Feb 201716 answers, last by Tilly2 10:58 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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237SJ

Do You Ever Wake Up With A Song Playing In Your Head?

I do. Why is that?
22:43 Sun 29th Jan 201733 answers, last by tonyav 22:30 Fri 03rd Feb 2017
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Jomlett

Fish And Chips

I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work. I think she regrets the names we called our kids....
16:59 Fri 03rd Feb 201716 answers, last by Shaglene 12:34 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

An Angry Mix

The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
12:07 Wed 01st Feb 20177 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:44 Thu 02nd Feb 2017
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marval

What Can I Dowwwwwwww

A little girl opens the door to find a priest with a collection tin. "What can I do for you, Father?" "I'm collecting for the orphanage." "Just a moment," says the little girl, closing the door. The...
19:03 Wed 01st Feb 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 21:51 Wed 01st Feb 2017

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