A shrub, over 2 metres high, with a very simple shaped leaf, mid-green, slightly shiny with deep lines, about 5/6cm long, not thought to be deciduous; no flower yet discovered. Stems a bit like...
A man went into a doctors surgery clutching his stomach. "what seems to be the problem ?" the doctor asks. "I've eaten something that has disagreed with me" the man replies. Doctor: "strip to the...
We were in town today, and decided to sit overlooking the river whilst we ate our KFC (we know how to live) Loads of seagulls flocking around, but we noted one bird looked quite different to the rest....
I thought birds used nesting boxes only when they're laying eggs. I put up some new nesting boxes a few months ago and I can see blue tits going in and out. Do they use boxes in the winter?
Oven chips, Sainsbury's Chicken in white wine pie and frozen peas. Scrummy.
.......I've had a busy day. I'll push the boat out tomorrow. Some days you just have to go with the flow....
A woman caught her husband holding in his stomach while standing on the bathroom scales. "That won't do any good Bruce, that's about as pointless as standing on one leg, you know" "Actually it helps a...
In the past i have tried growing carrots but no luck, so this year i planted them in deeper troughs but again they weren't very long . where am I going wrong?...
I ordered a set of bongos this morning.
Unfortunately I accidentally pressed the button twice and ordered them again.
My partner has said if two sets arrive, there will be repercussions....
