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andypipwilly
Thanks to fossils, archaeologists have been able to determine that there was once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur. As far as we know, this is...
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Biccylova
Where are they all? I have only seen a couple all year, is it a nature thing as i haven't had any greenfly either, do the two go together?
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Patsy33
Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
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tandh
I planted a mixture of cuttings of flowers and scrubs from my mums garden over a week ago and i've watered them everyday since. They have deteriorated by about 30 percent since then. Do you think i...
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cupid04
Two guys in a bar. 'I'd rather live with a vampire than my wife,' one says. 'Why?' asks his mate, confused. 'Well,' the first sighs. 'Vampires only nip you on your neck, and my wife often bites off my...
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nannybooby
I am looking for a climber to give year round cover and or colour for the front of my house ,it is north facing and gets only morning sun.all help appreciated
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Patsy33
When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject, these days if you mention botox no one raises an eyebrow.:)
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Patsy33
I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn . But with some therapy I've managed to Conker it.:)...
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Chipchopper
I went down to the hen house this morning after hearing some commotion and it was absolute pandemonium. The chickens had fled in terror and there was broken eggs running down the walls. I strongly...
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malagabob
There's a large wood near my sons house in Scotland that I regularly take my grandson for walks when visiting. The locals use it to dump grass/hedge cuttings, plus discarded plants. It's surprising...
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andypipwilly
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He got repossessed.
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Patsy33
My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well..:)...
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maggiebee
King Arthur noticed one of his best Knights was covered in boils so.......... He Lanced the Lot!...
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Patsy33
Me and my neighbour had a race to see who could put the washing out on the line the quickest. It was level pegging......
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Tilly2
Two weeks ago we found a very young feral dove in the garden. It was all beak and was very scrawny and thin. It had fallen from the roof and was unable to fly back. It could only fly for about two...
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Patsy33
You know a man's a bad dancer when he keeps stepping on Dolly Parton's feet.......
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Patsy33
I said to my doctor, "The older I get the more gossip I spread" He replied, "It's Rumourtism"...........
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Chipchopper
A married couple were walking past a kitchen appliance store, when the wife paused and said to her husband " look at that lovely dishwasher, we could do with one of those, what do you think ?"....
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Patsy33
A chap goes into shop and asked if a one armed sailor worked there. A man replied, "It's not me, I'm a Wholesaler"..........
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poppysix
Hi can anybody tell me how to get rid of whitefly on gerberas, I have recently split them up but I dont want to use a pestacide they have also layed eggs on the leaves I keep them in my conservatory....

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