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Late Night Topless Supermarket Shoping

"Bing Bong customer announcement, checkout number 3 pleassse"...

The Three Moles

A family of moles, take up residency in someones garden lawn : Momma mole, Pappa mole and baby mole. Momma mole says to Pappa mole "I know your eyes aren't too good but stick your head up outa the...

NoMercy

Chilli Con Carne For Dinner Tonight

Extra hot :) What are you cooking?...

Chipchopper

Well... My Wildlife Pond Is Now Set In The Ground...

and I've already had my first visitor, in fact he/she was overseeing operations from start to finish and I don't think he will ever be too far away! Yes, you've guessed it the ubiquitous robin, I must...

Smowball

Name A Food You ......

Used to buy pre made but now will only make from scratch. I admit to only ever buying jars of tartare sauce but since discovering I didn't have any in the fridge one day and then also discovering I...

Biccylova

Bell Pepper Problem

my bell peppers have gone rotten at the bottom just as they started colouring up, I left them to a friend to care for while I went away for a couple of weeks, and am wondering if the watering was a...

Khandro

Your Favourite Western?

I'm going to record Monte Walsh (1970) which will be on Channel 4 at 1:15. I've never seen it and it got rave reviews. Lee Marvin and Jack Palance - gotta be good! What's you favourite Western?...

Chipchopper

Wow What A Beaut!

When I returned to the garden, my eyes were treated to what I initially thought was a large, mostly bright orange butterfly, fluttering about from flower to flower on my buddleja bush. It was only...

Chipchopper

Micro Beads

I've seen a lot in the news recently about these tiny plastic beads that are put into things such as tooth paste and other, various cleaning products/exfolients and are causing harm to marine life in...

whiskeryron

Books

Just been reading '' The Life and Times of A Grave Digger'' but I didn't like the plot.

MichaelZZ

Blonde At The Dry Cleaner's

Young blonde lady goes to dry cleaner's. As there's no sign of the assistant she calls out, "Coo-ee! Anybody there?" A reply comes from the back room, "Be with you in a minute. What is it you want?"...

Ramesses

Garden Shrubs.

My cousin has a shrub which has cherry size berries which are green to start with then turn yellow then red,anyone have any ideas what it could be??

divebuddy

Here's A Couple Amusing Jokes

1. An insect just flew into my living room and exploded. I think it was a Jihadi- longlegs. 2. A shoplifter stole a penis pump from an Ann Summers shop. The Police said they are looking for a hardened...

JBW1366

Doing From The 1960's /1970's

Hi i was wondering if anyone could help find out the singer / name of a song my dad used to play all the time. I have searched for ages and can't find anything. I know some of the lyrics - here goes...

melv16

How Do

....know you're talking to a vegan? They'll have told you......

DTCwordfan

Camborne Hotel

A man checks into Tyacks Hotel in the centre of Camborne, here in Cornwall. Ten minutes later, he phones reception. "Help, I gotta leak in my sink." Receptionist, Camborne girl, "That's okay, Sir,...

Chipchopper

Has He Lost The Plot Or What ?

Down on the allotment, a man was puzzled by the poor quality and odd shape of his vegetables. "I just can't understand it" He told a fellow plot holder "I've fed the well and everything" "What have...

sandyRoe

8 Hours To Cross The Mountains Yesterday And No Problems. My Dream Is Becoming A Reality.

Should I keep all fingers crossed that it flows gently?

hornbygirl

Gladioli

This year most of our gladioli have distorted flowers, buds have brown edges and do not open properly any ideas ?

Ratty2E

Plant Identification

Can anyone help identify these flowers, they came from a packet of wildflower seed. I do know the cornflowers and there's some sort of mallow but the others are a mystery to me....

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Late Night Topless Supermarket Shoping

The Three Moles

Chilli Con Carne For Dinner Tonight

Well... My Wildlife Pond Is Now Set In The Ground...

Name A Food You ......

Bell Pepper Problem

Your Favourite Western?

Wow What A Beaut!

Micro Beads

Books

Blonde At The Dry Cleaner's

Garden Shrubs.

Here's A Couple Amusing Jokes

Doing From The 1960's /1970's

How Do

Camborne Hotel

Has He Lost The Plot Or What ?

8 Hours To Cross The Mountains Yesterday And No Problems. My Dream Is Becoming A Reality.

Gladioli

Plant Identification

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