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Christianne

Frog Spawn

Have we offended the frogs? This is the first time I have had no frog spawn since the pond was set up some 20 years ago. Friends in the village with ponds have also said they have none. Has anyone...
18:54 Sun 03rd Apr 201611 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:36 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Tilly2

It's Been A Lovely Day For Gardening Here.

Not too hot, cold or windy. Just right. I've had an enjoyable day pottering about, weeding, digging, planting seeds. Have you been in the garden? What have you done?...
17:28 Sat 02nd Apr 201637 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:15 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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marval

A Friend

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
18:46 Fri 01st Apr 2016155 answers, last by Khandro 15:00 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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hc4361

Feeling Old

Watched a quiz show which featured about twenty adults - three had no idea who Tommy Cooper was. What has made you feel old lately?...
17:56 Fri 01st Apr 201620 answers, last by hc4361 22:11 Fri 01st Apr 2016
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AB Editor

Tarmac Over Uk’S Canals To Create Nationwide ‘Cycle Superhighway’

Not such a bad idea? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-has-secret-plan-to-tarmac-over-uk-s-canals-to-create-nationwide-cycle-superhighway-if-a6962736.html Better than having...
09:00 Fri 01st Apr 201641 answers, last by viv41 15:47 Fri 01st Apr 2016
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Hopkirk

Rip Ronnie Corbett

“A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes...
00:02 Fri 01st Apr 20168 answers, last by Ken4155 20:55 Fri 01st Apr 2016
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RATTER15

In Preparation For Snow.

I read that when travelling in snowy weather, one should carry a spade, warm blankets, a Thermos of hot tea and a change of clothing. I didn't half get some funny looks getting on the bus this...
09:51 Fri 01st Apr 20161 answer, last by Chipchopper 11:40 Fri 01st Apr 2016
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fazyfay

Hanging Basket.

Can I put hanging basket brackets on my side of neighbours fence.
09:21 Fri 01st Apr 201611 answers, last by woofgang 16:50 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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Tilly2

Stinging Nettles.

How did I manage to get stung, on my hands, when digging up some stinging nettles, today? I was wearing thick rubber gardening gloves! Oh, it is sore....:-(...
19:12 Thu 31st Mar 201622 answers, last by RATTER15 20:49 Thu 31st Mar 2016
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Tilly2

Rspb Big Birdwatch Results Published.

Let's hear it for the Long-Tailed Tit! Hooray ☺...
09:46 Thu 31st Mar 20164 answers, last by Captain2 12:49 Thu 31st Mar 2016
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Chipchopper

Night Caller

I was watching a late-night horror movie, when I was startled be a knock on the door. Gingerly, I opened the door and saw a huge moth on the doorstep. "What the hell are you doing there ?" I demanded....
21:40 Fri 25th Mar 20161 answer, last by Chipchopper 19:32 Wed 30th Mar 2016
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Chipchopper

Robin Nest Building

Just thought I'd give a quick mention here, for all you nature lovers. My faithful friend the robin was seen busily collecting nesting material in the garden this morning. Is this likely to be a male...
10:17 Wed 30th Mar 20167 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:17 Wed 30th Mar 2016
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marval

How?

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars...
21:39 Mon 28th Mar 20164 answers, last by maggiebee 21:05 Tue 29th Mar 2016
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Chipchopper

Unintended Jokes...

Sometimes, I think unintentional jokes can be hilarious, here's a few:- Sign seen in a dry cleaners window: We don't tear your clothing with machinery, we do it all by hand. Cemetery sign: Persons are...
21:29 Sun 27th Mar 201617 answers, last by waterboatman 06:08 Tue 29th Mar 2016
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lilacben

I Have Always Wanted Indian Sandstone Paving In My Garden

But looking at buying it I have seen there are three different price ranges... So was wondering if aone could give me some information and help please. ?...
20:29 Sun 27th Mar 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:25 Mon 28th Mar 2016
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marval

How's It Going?

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head. "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health...
18:17 Sun 27th Mar 20162 answers, last by tonyav 21:04 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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trt

Rolling Stones In Cuba.....

Considering we are such a small island, its amazing how much music & talent we have given the World the past 50 years. I know the concert was free last night, but there was over half a million people...
14:02 Sat 26th Mar 20166 answers, last by 237SJ 21:50 Tue 29th Mar 2016
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cat61

Song Title

Hi. Any help appreciated - clue is "I'm not worthy" 6 & 3 The answer is a British hit song Thanks...
17:45 Sun 27th Mar 201628 answers, last by cat61 19:51 Sun 27th Mar 2016
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jd_1984

Why Hasnt The Us Embraced The Chocolate And Alcohol Binge?

The US – where one of the main industries is the packaging of senseless holidays – has never quite embraced Easter festivities like us Brits do... This is a country that created Grandparents’...
15:24 Sat 26th Mar 201615 answers, last by mikey4444 20:29 Sat 26th Mar 2016
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Bazile

I Do

I Went to a wedding earlier today . It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers....
00:21 Sat 26th Mar 20166 answers, last by marval 16:15 Sat 26th Mar 2016

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