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Gavmacp
I went for a walk from Wells Next the Sea to Holkham at the weekend. I had forgotten that at different times of the year different creatures get washed up. I picked up some whelk shells which I have...
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atalanta
I thought the sparrows were nesting early last year, but they are already back in the old nesting spot today. I'm always glad to see them, but I wonder if they can possibly find enough food for...
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Chipchopper
After washing a few pots and pans, this morning, the sink continued to fill up, even though the plug wasn't in. I've tried using a plunger, but to no avail. How can I sort out the problem ? Ps, the...
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Tilly2
I have some left over chestnuts which have gone past their best. We have a squirrel that frequents the garden, raiding the peanut holder. I put four of the unpeeled chestnuts on the lawn this morning,...
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mightymouse
Any thoughts? I would nominate 'Goin Back' by Dusty Springfield, and almost any version of 'Trains and Boats and Planes'....
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Chipchopper
I've just heard Rick Wakemans instrumental version of David Bowies 'Life On Mars' and its absolutely fantastic! The proceeds are goring to McMillan cancer research and I hope it will raise a lot of...
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Chipchopper
Whilst on a hiking/camping trip, I was forced to pitch my tent on a village green, due to it starting to get dark. First thing the following morning, the village bobby, rudely woke me and told me, I...
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marval
I've heard a rumour The Wok Inn takeaway down the road is being closed down due to poor hygiene. Could just be Chinese whispers though....
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Zacs-Master
Foodstuff that could make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face....
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Kazal
My OH asked me to get some soft cod roe for his lunch. I bought a tin and said how do I heat them, he replied that as a child he had them on toast and to just put them on slices of toast and under the...
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Patsy33
If there was a future stage musical, who do you think might play a young Cliff Richard?
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Shaglene
At dawn the telephone rings..... "Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to...
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weecalf
I was walking across the garden today when to my surprise lying ion the ground as appearing from nowhere was this rounded shape piece of what looked like metal but on closer inspection it looked quite...
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sandyRoe
I noticed an empty can in the gutter. Isn't it good that the marketing men for the monks who produce it are keeping up with modern trends?
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HongKongphooey
I was just congratulating myself on my tiny bamboo plant which has trebled in size since I bought it at 1.5in high, its inside on my kitchen windowsill. However, I was out walking the dog when I...
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slinky.kate
OMG> what a shocker,apparantly he had cancer...
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lankeela
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, '' Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture." "Oh dear" she sighed. "I...
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retrocop
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'You must now refer to them...
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Tilly2
Can I cheat and use a tin of chopped tomatoes/plum tomatoes? My recipe says to roast 8 really ripe tomatoes. Could I substitute a tin instead.......no skins to faff about with. Would it work?...
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Dastardly15
Clue: Sounds like beautiful germanic (5) The answer is a type of tree. Thanks in advance....

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