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melv16

Spaniels Ears.

What does 65yr old woman have in her a nickers that a 20yr old woman doesn't? Her boobs.......
20:22 Tue 15th Dec 201510 answers, last by melv16 13:23 Wed 16th Dec 2015
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Chipchopper

Yule Be Sorry...

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas ? Noel Coward....
11:26 Mon 14th Dec 201531 answers, last by scorpiojo 18:31 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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Tilly2

Ground Control To Major Tim...

Are you there yet?
10:06 Tue 15th Dec 201537 answers, last by paddywak 23:07 Tue 15th Dec 2015
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fender62

Possible Jc Image

not so anglo saxon looking, not robert powell or jeffrey hunter http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3359548/Is-real-face-JESUS-Experts-use-forensics-reveal-Christ-looked-like.html...
18:43 Mon 14th Dec 201534 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:29 Mon 28th Dec 2015
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retrocop

One Liners (Probably Ex Cracker)

Subject: One line funnies Tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a...
16:56 Mon 14th Dec 20158 answers, last by gollob 08:41 Sun 14th Feb 2016
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x-ray

What Do You Call A Blind Antelope

Answer.....no eyed deer
18:41 Sun 13th Dec 201545 answers, last by marval 23:09 Sun 13th Dec 2015
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Chipchopper

What Is Santa's Favorite Pizza ?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even....
12:14 Sun 13th Dec 20154 answers, last by bookbinder 18:32 Sun 13th Dec 2015
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Bigbad

Stoat?

I’ve just seen what I believe to be a stoat (light brown fur, dark tipped tail) running around on the terrace. Should I be saying “Aw, that’s cute”, or viewing it as disease riddled vermin...
12:17 Sun 13th Dec 201511 answers, last by sandyRoe 09:00 Mon 14th Dec 2015
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rbar66

Blackbirds

Why can't blackbirds feed from a hanging bird feeder? thanks
23:35 Fri 11th Dec 20158 answers, last by TTG 13:28 Mon 21st Dec 2015
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hc4361

Confession Time!

Who has eaten some of the food they bought for Christmas? Guilty - mince pies. Well I had to check they were good enough...
19:04 Sat 12th Dec 201528 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:13 Sat 12th Dec 2015
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Tilly2

Charity Shop Bargain

Today, I bought a Horsea Pottery Fleur butter dish from the BHF charity shop, in town. I paid £1.99 for it. Just googled the item and there's one for sale on Ebay for £25.99! Shall I pop in the shop...
20:45 Sat 12th Dec 201513 answers, last by Prudie 23:09 Sat 12th Dec 2015
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TTG

Coal Tits Eyeing Up Entrance To Nest Box

Hi all. This morning I noticed a couple of Coal Tits eyeing up the entrance to my garden nesting box. They would stay at the entrance and look around inside. Is it normal for them to be searching for...
12:00 Sat 12th Dec 20158 answers, last by melv16 20:56 Sun 27th Dec 2015
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retrocop

On Sex

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool...
00:32 Sat 12th Dec 20156 answers, last by marval 16:11 Sat 12th Dec 2015
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ethandron

Your Evening Meal

We're having fish fingers, frozen chips and peas, all out of the freezer in an attempt to make room for the Christmas stuff. The turkey is nestled amongst the sausages, bacon and m&s stuffings, and...
18:37 Fri 11th Dec 201542 answers, last by ethandron 12:21 Sat 12th Dec 2015
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Chipchopper

Mince Pies...

I've seen them in shops, ranging from about 85p to about £5.00 for a box of 6. do you get what you pay for. or is it a huge ripoff if you go for the more expensive ones ?...
12:08 Wed 09th Dec 201531 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:05 Fri 11th Dec 2015
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anotheoldgit

Man Shot Dead By Police In North London.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3355712/Police-shoot-man-intelligence-led-operation-North-London-Scotland-Yard-says.html Good job the police had prior warning, so that they could send out...
17:15 Fri 11th Dec 201518 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:31 Fri 11th Dec 2015
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MattewPalmer

What Are Your Favourite Christmas Songs?

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15:36 Thu 10th Dec 2015123 answers, last by Bathsheba 02:24 Mon 21st Dec 2015
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JackDanielsU

Germans

If you see a German carrying a bread stuffed with dried fruit, do you think it is likely that he paid for it?
20:12 Wed 09th Dec 201518 answers, last by zebo 13:17 Fri 11th Dec 2015
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maggiebee

Home On The Range

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two...
17:14 Wed 09th Dec 20153 answers, last by cupid04 02:32 Thu 10th Dec 2015
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naomi24

Thousands Sign 'ban Trump From Uk' Petition

It follows the Republican frontrunner's call for a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on"....
09:04 Wed 09th Dec 201550 answers, last by mikey4444 19:18 Thu 10th Dec 2015

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