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Over The Moon

Where did the tradition of the crescent moon on the outhouse door come from and why ?

Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the ceremony. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled...

sonofmargery

Buildings & Structures

1Spiral descender (6 7) 2 Both you and I can stay the night here(5) 3 to house a reaction now true pals get together somehow (7 5 7) 4 financial resources sorted(5) 5Shelter(7)...

tonyav

No Chimney !

No chimney can be a problem for Santa. A local ( to me ) estate agent called in the experts to overcome this problem....

Aylestone

Wholemeal For Breakfast

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Shaglene

Supermarket Employee.............

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her after they had met in a pub the previous evening. He was stacking washing powder boxes on...

marval

I Hate

I hate it when people post lyrics from songs. It makes me wanna shout! Kick my heels up and shout! Put my hands up and shout! Throw my head back and shout!...

-SharonA-

It Is Snowing On Ab????..........................

Or am I seeing white dots?!?...

sandyRoe

Our Friends In The North West...

Flooding, electricity cut off, homes ruined, it's not good in the run up to Christmas.

Shaglene

A Phone Call............

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick. Needing to have resolved an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the...

fiesata

Does Anyone Remeber This Song....?

When I was young in the late 60's early 70's one of my families record collection was a song that had lyrics that included San Bernadino It was not the song by Christie or The Mountain Goats It's a...

ethandron

What's For Dinner/tea This Evening?

We're having leftovers from Thursday evening...salmon, peas and pasta in a hollandaise sauce, glad I'm not cooking to be honest. Anyone having anything really interesting/delicious/tasty? Out of...

fender62

Chuck Berry

kinda sad to watch this, but age is guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxixIbONuCQ...

Chipchopper

Sprout Doubt...

It seems like a lot of people dislike the humble Brussels sprouts but feel obliged to eat them at Christmas time. Could sprout-fed turkey's be the answer ?...

maggiebee

Adverts

Just watched the House of Fraser Christmas advert for the first time. Does anyone have any idea what it means.............am I missing something?

maggiebee

You English

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves...

woodelf

Eating Veg

How do you make vegetables appetising to eat, what recipes and/or recipe books can ABers recommend?...After all, we're told they're good for us, even if they taste..... Ta Muchly.

EDDIE51

Boots

The question about shoplifting in Boots reminds me of this classic. A guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the assistant '' Do you sell bed pans?'' ''Sorry, we are out of stock'' replies the assistant ''...

Bathsheba

Need To Buy A Walking Stick

(don't ask) ;) Does anybody use a folding aluminium one + are they any good? Ebay's full of 'em....;) Baths x x x...

stuey

Mystery Tool

Does anyone know which profession or occupation this tool might have been used in? There are no manufacturer's or any kind of markings. It is 7 3/8" long, and the head is 2 1/2" from tip of axe to end...

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