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maggiebee

Races

The annual fruit and veg race was exciting again this year! The hot favourite Onion pulled up injured and brought tears to fan's eyes. Next was Potato who wasn't peeling well. Rhubarb crumbled on the...
10:59 Tue 11th Apr 20234 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:14 Tue 11th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning birdies xx the Easter fest is over... although much chocolate remains ! have a great day whatever you do..hopefully ..if weather obliges .. a wee bit jet wash and painting of...
03:04 Tue 11th Apr 202343 answers, last by murraymints 08:16 Tue 11th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
07:21 Mon 10th Apr 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 07:54 Mon 10th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning birdies xx bank holiday ..have a good one...
03:22 Mon 10th Apr 202375 answers, last by murraymints 08:20 Mon 10th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Happy Easter Sunday birdies xx have a lovely day..will be doing the bunny hop delivery of chocolate eggs to my elderlies..hope you all enjoy whatever you are up to
02:59 Sun 09th Apr 202377 answers, last by lady-janine 09:55 Sun 09th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Saturday morning birdies xx more jet washing today..deep joy.. Hope your day is better whatever you are doing !
02:35 Sat 08th Apr 202346 answers, last by Vagus 16:25 Sat 08th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Good Friday morning birdies xx have a lovely day whatever happens...
02:17 Fri 07th Apr 202366 answers, last by rowanwitch 13:56 Fri 07th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just got nine out of ten on my driving test. The last guy was able to get out of the way....
07:42 Fri 07th Apr 20238 answers, last by William51 09:03 Sun 09th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Thursday morning birdies xx shopping in the rain awaits me today.. deep joy. Hopefully you have more exciting times ahead as Easter begins. Have a good one!
02:03 Thu 06th Apr 202358 answers, last by murraymints 08:57 Thu 06th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A friend of mine has been suffering from paranoid delusions, and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he's going to be sectioned. Poor Terry....
07:31 Wed 05th Apr 20236 answers, last by mallyh 16:42 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I took a poll recently, and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down.
14:36 Tue 04th Apr 20233 answers, last by johnny.5 06:11 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Birds

It’s frightfully early but the rain has woken me, so I thought I would make a start and the if I’m lucky enough to doze off there is a morning thread to chat on. Off out to dinner tonight otherwise...
02:26 Wed 05th Apr 202339 answers, last by pastafreak 16:27 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning birdies xx here we go round the mulberry bush again ! Have a great day x
03:15 Tue 04th Apr 202364 answers, last by naomi24 10:23 Tue 04th Apr 2023
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ankimo

What Kind Of Bug Is This?

https://imgur.com/a/s8Se7Q4...
23:56 Fri 31st Mar 202314 answers, last by Raidergal2022 22:13 Fri 21st Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning birdies xx a new day a new week.. have a good one !
02:58 Mon 03rd Apr 202341 answers, last by DTCwordfan 14:20 Mon 03rd Apr 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Saturday morning birdies xx have a great day whatever you are up too.
03:03 Sat 01st Apr 202344 answers, last by ynnafymmi 12:21 Sat 01st Apr 2023
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Smowball

Eyes!

I have my fathers eyes. I keep them in a jar on my bedside table……. : )...
08:05 Thu 30th Mar 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:47 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

Somefin Fishy

A city gent ordered turbot in a top end, high class restaurant in Mayfair. Halfway through the meal, the waiter came over, and asked the gent: "how are you doing with the turbot, sir?" "It's brill,"...
08:03 Fri 31st Mar 20238 answers, last by mallyh 13:07 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday a girl told me I had a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look....
06:39 Fri 31st Mar 202316 answers, last by Patsy33 10:35 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Bird

My senile cat woke me early today. After a relaxing day off back to work today. Do you have anything planned?...
03:56 Fri 31st Mar 202350 answers, last by Redhelen72 08:33 Fri 31st Mar 2023

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