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Hazlinny

Good Morning Early Birds

Half asleep but just calling in to say "Good Morning" and to keep GMEB going till Minty gets back (not forgetting Emmie who I hope is recovering well). Hope you're feeling brighter, Mintyx Other...
06:33 Tue 14th Mar 202336 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:36 Tue 14th Mar 2023
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Raidergal2022

If You Had To Be An Animal, What Would You Be?

Probably a cat myself (just because of the best of both worlds - independence with roaming the streets yet access to home comforts too. Or a turtle - living a long chilled out relaxed life...
00:05 Tue 14th Mar 202329 answers, last by roopower 10:35 Wed 15th Mar 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

Lone ranger and tonto are riding across the prairie when up on the ridge to their right 2,000 sioux appear they look be hind them and relaize they've been followed by a 1,000 apache...then over to...
14:12 Sat 11th Mar 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:39 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

Good Morning Cheepers

Hope you are doing well, or heading that way. Any plans afoot? Take care folks...
07:11 Mon 13th Mar 202313 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:22 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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dustypuss

Fish

I was reading a book about fish . I only put it down for a minute. Now I've lost my plaice !.
18:11 Sat 11th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:26 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Would you wear spectacles made of oak? Eye wood....
07:37 Sun 12th Mar 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:33 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A chef I know just boiled up a chicken carcass with seasoning, vegetables and nitrous oxide. I told him he's made himself a laughing stock....
07:57 Sat 11th Mar 20234 answers, last by Bazile 12:25 Sat 11th Mar 2023
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Cloverjo

Recycling Batteries

I’ve kept old batteries in a little plastic bag for recycling. I now see that some have become corroded. Is it better to seal them in a bag and chuck them out with the general rubbish or leave them...
22:38 Thu 09th Mar 202315 answers, last by Cloverjo 09:56 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

Good Morning Early Chirpers

Dark and wet out again, room for some improvement I reckon! My keyboard is looking more and more like a giant chocolate bar by the minute, as I sit waiting here for my grocery delivery. Hope you are...
06:34 Fri 10th Mar 20238 answers, last by choux 13:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason

,,Kangaroos shouldn't purchase beer. https://ibb.co/xqp1gtz...
06:16 Fri 10th Mar 20233 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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melv16

I'm ....

...sending this message from A&E. The Dyson Ball Cleaner is not what I thought it was....
13:48 Thu 09th Mar 20234 answers, last by Canary42 21:59 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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1ozzy

Good Morning,,

,,to those that would like a natter and some light hearted banter. Carry on regardless,,...
06:47 Thu 09th Mar 202315 answers, last by Hazlinny 19:52 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird...
08:52 Wed 08th Mar 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 14:14 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I bought a boat because it was for sail
08:24 Mon 06th Mar 202311 answers, last by Canary42 17:54 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The machine at the American coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents....
13:56 Sun 05th Mar 20234 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:35 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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ABSpareEditor

Recipes!

If you have a good recipe, share it with other AnswerBankers here!...
17:21 Tue 07th Feb 202346 answers, last by fourteen85 06:53 Tue 28th May 2024
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Smowball

Is Everyone Asleep?? Lol

Maybe I’m just up early lol. Have fed cats, put dishwasher and washing machine on….. (not literally lol). Watching sun rise and birds outside in the trees, gorgeous time of day,...
07:38 Mon 06th Mar 202330 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:33 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning all xx no deid but close.. hopefully you are better xx day in bed for me...
06:57 Sun 05th Mar 202314 answers, last by Smowball 08:25 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could...
08:46 Sat 04th Mar 202312 answers, last by Ken4155 14:46 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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1ozzy

Good Morning,,

..welcome to the weekend. Anything interesting planned?...
05:56 Sat 04th Mar 202330 answers, last by pastafreak 12:52 Sat 04th Mar 2023

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