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1ozzy
,,Kangaroos shouldn't purchase beer. https://ibb.co/xqp1gtz...
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melv16
...sending this message from A&E. The Dyson Ball Cleaner is not what I thought it was....
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1ozzy
,,to those that would like a natter and some light hearted banter. Carry on regardless,,...
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Hopkirk
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird...
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Hopkirk
I bought a boat because it was for sail
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Hopkirk
The machine at the American coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents....
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ABSpareEditor
If you have a good recipe, share it with other AnswerBankers here!...
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Smowball
Maybe I’m just up early lol. Have fed cats, put dishwasher and washing machine on….. (not literally lol). Watching sun rise and birds outside in the trees, gorgeous time of day,...
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murraymints
Morning all xx no deid but close.. hopefully you are better xx day in bed for me...
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Hopkirk
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could...
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1ozzy
..welcome to the weekend. Anything interesting planned?...
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boxtops
This has just come to me on email - worth sharing! In the queue at the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the...
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murraymints
Good Friday morning all xx hopefully you are in good health.. and ready for the weekend ahead...
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Hopkirk
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank....
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murraymints
Good Thursday morning birdies xx shopping for me today..on the lookout for tomatoes..lol . What joys await you ?
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Hopkirk
Whenever there's an eclipse, my dad starts shaking and twitching. Lunar-tick!
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murraymints
Good Wednesday morning all xx hopefully you are all good..what's happening today ?
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Hopkirk
I took my Spanish friend for a picnic at the weekend. He said “Gracias!” I said, “Yeah, I should have bought a blanket!”...
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choux
Last day of the month! Roll on Spring and warmer weather, please. I hope those who are unwell or in pain can feel some relief. Nothing exciting planned here but I will settle for that thankfully. Have...
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Hopkirk
I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. I told him that’s not funny, but he said it was an inside joke....

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