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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Doctor: "Relax Peter, it's just a small surgical procedure. Don't panic." Patient: "My name isn't Peter" Doctor: "I know. I'm Peter"...
08:23 Sat 29th Oct 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:28 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Winter Time...........

The clocks go back this weekend. I'm setting mine to 1940 when this country had some guts........
18:57 Fri 28th Oct 20229 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:59 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness....
07:18 Fri 28th Oct 202213 answers, last by Khandro 07:51 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting a friend for coffee which will...
04:25 Sat 29th Oct 202269 answers, last by rich47 12:08 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? today's forecast for...
04:15 Fri 28th Oct 202233 answers, last by emmie 08:38 Fri 28th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went in for a covid test and the doctor asked if I had a sudden loss of taste. No, I replied, I always dress like this....
07:46 Thu 27th Oct 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:19 Thu 27th Oct 2022
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jaffa19471

Joke

Quit my job working in the helium factory. I wasn't going to be spoken to like that.
08:30 Thu 27th Oct 20225 answers, last by William51 08:43 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is going by fast. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have no plans as such, so likely I...
04:17 Thu 27th Oct 202290 answers, last by emmie 08:45 Thu 27th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, the days are going by so fast, I just can't keep up. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for...
04:27 Wed 26th Oct 2022100 answers, last by emmie 07:58 Wed 26th Oct 2022
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Bobbisox1

Are You A Breakfast Person?

If so “ What’s For Breakfast” :0)))) Just had mine , 2 minute microwave porridge oats with grapes, tangerine segments , slices of Kiwi fruit and sliced banana ( Not a Ninja in sight either ;0)))...
10:38 Tue 25th Oct 202272 answers, last by barry1010 19:54 Wed 16th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Sweet dreams are made of cheese ... who am I to dis a brie....
07:39 Tue 25th Oct 202221 answers, last by jno 17:05 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am off to Moorfields eye hospital...
04:31 Tue 25th Oct 202256 answers, last by emmie 08:29 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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bobtheturkey

Still Somewhat New Here

This is a question the ancients have pondered for many years... If an orange b&q bucket falls from a shelf in an empty b&q store in Dudley at 3am does it make a noise?...
22:57 Sun 23rd Oct 202233 answers, last by douglas9401 10:43 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

You Have Mail

I had to quit my job working for the post office, the moment they handed me my first letter to be posted. I looked at it and I soon realised "this is not for me"....
09:35 Mon 24th Oct 20227 answers, last by davebro 10:01 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've just started writing a book on hurricanes. It's only a draft at the moment....
07:07 Mon 24th Oct 202211 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 10:26 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday, the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Today's forecast for the capital...
04:23 Mon 24th Oct 202254 answers, last by emmie 08:27 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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maggiebee

Hard Work

I've resigned as secretary of our local Origami Society. Too Much paperwork....
14:11 Sat 22nd Oct 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:29 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

Don't Blaim It On The Asteroids..

I heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a case of mass egg-stink-tion...
08:07 Sun 23rd Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:11 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. jack and the beans talk....
07:15 Sun 23rd Oct 202211 answers, last by DTCwordfan 00:33 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, the day of rest, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting a friend for a coffee and a natter...
04:33 Sun 23rd Oct 2022108 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:08 Sun 23rd Oct 2022

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