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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the weekend is here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have an eye test at 12.00, my two yearly...
04:27 Sat 22nd Oct 202278 answers, last by Giggsie 19:23 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I only have a food delivery 8-9 and that's...
04:33 Thu 20th Oct 202261 answers, last by emmie 08:44 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Holiday Money...............

Just walked out of Asda and saw this woman crying her eyes out saying that she's lost all her holiday money. I felt so sad for her so I gave her £50. I don't normally do things like that but I had...
14:24 Wed 19th Oct 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:38 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again, he said through gritted teeth.
09:41 Wed 19th Oct 20227 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 17:24 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a heating/hot water...
04:22 Wed 19th Oct 202252 answers, last by emmie 08:32 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, so will...
04:42 Tue 18th Oct 202270 answers, last by emmie 08:46 Tue 18th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I hear they have updated the children's game. I spy with my little iPhone....
07:33 Mon 17th Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 14:16 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I, for one, like Roman numerals.
06:43 Sun 16th Oct 202219 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:29 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I might be meeting a friend for...
04:16 Mon 17th Oct 202262 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:52 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Bobbisox1

That Drink You’d Never Have Again

I was 19 , clad in my tiny mini dress and white PVC boots , it was a pale beige mini dress in wool with a polo neck, I loved it till……… I had several Cherry Bs and ciders and promptly threw up down...
21:07 Sat 15th Oct 202269 answers, last by Bobbisox1 20:33 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday the day of rest. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI at 10am...
04:26 Sun 16th Oct 202273 answers, last by emmie 08:40 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

Not Amused

A man from Arbroath is taking his former employer at the travelling carnival to court for sacking him, claiming funfair dismissal...
07:58 Sat 15th Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 11:24 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally....
07:31 Sat 15th Oct 20225 answers, last by murraymints 07:49 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
04:33 Sat 15th Oct 202284 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:35 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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maggiebee

Fairy

Fairy Washing Up Liquid One bottle lasts longer than three Conservative leaders...
11:03 Fri 14th Oct 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 13:31 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My grief counsellor died the other day. He was so good, I didn't give a ***....
06:41 Fri 14th Oct 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:00 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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bobtheturkey

Hi I'm Still New

Whilst closing the slightly stained net curtains in my caravan tonight I noticed a humanoid figure seemingly made up of orange b&q buckets in the field opposite I hope this is a scarecrow created by...
01:13 Fri 14th Oct 202225 answers, last by sunny-dave 13:41 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? i have a food shop coming...
04:47 Fri 14th Oct 202263 answers, last by LadyCG 09:18 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Jokes Of The Day

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can't run but you can hide. To the person while stole my...
07:10 Thu 13th Oct 202210 answers, last by Aysha123 11:50 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the days are marching on. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have pest control visiting 12-3pm...
04:31 Thu 13th Oct 202276 answers, last by emmie 09:01 Thu 13th Oct 2022

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