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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? My mate is coming over later and we are...
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Chipchopper
" This fish looks and smells so old, it is practically prehistoric, what is it?" Fishmonger: "Coelacanth Sir"...
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Hopkirk
Twerking is what a Yorkshire man does to earn T'wages.
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emmie
morning Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have to wait...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days do whizz by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop to sort out this...
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Hopkirk
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. If anything, he's more sluggish....
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Hopkirk
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor....
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to try and get a doctors appointment for a...
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Hopkirk
My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and bought her an identical one. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" she said....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and its back to normal after the Bank Holiday weekend. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the...
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emmie
morning, Monday and it's a Bank Holiday, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the capital is a...
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Hopkirk
Today I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators support group, but it turns out it's tomorrow.
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emmie
morning Sunday already, where has this week gone. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have plans for today? I have a weekly call from my friend in NI to...
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Paigntonian
Got the brown envelope today, at the age of 62. Have to make myself available for ten days in October. Initial reaction, bore. But then thought it might be interesting.
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Hopkirk
Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or does that make me a bad teacher?
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, but that...
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Hopkirk
"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" "Relax, you are two tents"...
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food...
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calda49
Due to building works I have had to transplant a Hypericum (St John's Wort) shrub, and it is not doing well. I waited until it had finished flowering and it had berries on it, and watered it every day...
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Hopkirk
Living in Buckinghamshire is never having to say you are Surrey.

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