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Hopkirk
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down the prison wall. I thought that's a little condescending....
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maggiebee
Went into the art gallery to admire the paintings. One made a particular impression on me, it was called the Hay wain. A lady next to me was also looking closely at it. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” I said ....
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Todays forecast for the...
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tiggerblue10
https://ibb.co/7rDsJp9 Noticed it on the school run a few days ago....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already and the week is flying by, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have to wait in this morning for the pest...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food delivery at 9 or so to sort...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days are flying by, I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I am hoping the forecast for the capital is...
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abbeyleigh
I've got a table booked for both of them before thr concert Saturday buy dont know which to go to
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Hopkirk
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house The difference is staggering....
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emmie
morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health, and your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where does the time go, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today? My friend in NI will be calling me at 10.00...
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emmie
morning, Saturday already and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a friend for coffee...
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Hopkirk
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Only if you aim it well enough....
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emmie
morning, Friday already, the week has just flown by, i hope you are as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
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Hopkirk
I just lost my job as a landscape gardener. They said I was a little rough around the hedges....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by, I hope that you are all in good health, if not you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a...
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Hopkirk
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf" The doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?" The man replies "Yes, Homer is yellow and fat, and Marge has blue hair"...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday and midweek already, the time just flies, I hope you are all keeping well and that your day is a good one, have you anything special planned for today? the forecast for the capital...
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Hopkirk
Doctor: Quick, he's losing a lot of blood. He needs a transfusion. What's his blood type? Nurse: B positive Doctor: I'm trying, but he's lost a lot of blood....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are certainly flying by, i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, have you anything special planned for today?...

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