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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where has the week gone to, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, anything planned for it? I have a phone call from a friend in NI at...
04:32 Sun 24th Apr 202223 answers, last by emmie 08:24 Sun 24th Apr 2022
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William51

Favourite Funny Lines In Films.

One of my favourite funny lines is in a Mae West film. " It is not about the men in my life, but the life in my men ". Priceless. Other good ones?....
08:35 Sat 23rd Apr 202239 answers, last by mouseymick 22:26 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Rondy

Signs

SIGNS: On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) __________ Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR...
15:56 Fri 22nd Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:15 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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mallyh

Weeds

doesn't matter how many times i dig weeds out or use weed killer the little @@@@@@s keep coming back, any tips will be appreciated x
14:43 Thu 21st Apr 202215 answers, last by mallyh 07:57 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then as always you have my sympathy, and that you have as good a day as possible. Anything planned...
04:22 Sat 23rd Apr 202252 answers, last by Smowball 08:28 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

It takes guts to be an organ donor.
05:39 Fri 22nd Apr 202219 answers, last by Patsy33 10:13 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for today?...
04:28 Fri 22nd Apr 202228 answers, last by Smowball 08:30 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I visited the local office of the RSPCA yesterday. It's tiny. You couldn't swing a cat in there....
07:34 Thu 21st Apr 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:34 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the week is rushing by, i hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for today?...
04:40 Thu 21st Apr 202269 answers, last by emmie 08:12 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

Fired

I got fired from my job as a film set designer. I left without making a scene...
06:34 Wed 20th Apr 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:44 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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zabado

Church Sermon.

At the end of a church sermon the vicar asked his congregation "has anyone ever seen a ghost" ?, and about thirty people put their hands up. "Okay then, has anyone ever kissed a ghost" ?, and five...
10:16 Wed 20th Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:33 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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haras2

Cuckoo

Heard the first cuckoo of the year today. Four days later than last year. Have your's arrived?...
16:13 Tue 19th Apr 20227 answers, last by Zacs-Master 12:17 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered....
07:12 Wed 20th Apr 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 12:20 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and best wishes for a speedy recovery, and that your day is a good one. Do you have...
04:26 Wed 20th Apr 202254 answers, last by Smowball 09:20 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did....
07:09 Tue 19th Apr 202211 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:06 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, did you enjoy the Easter break. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that the day is a good one for you. Anything planned for today?...
04:40 Tue 19th Apr 202243 answers, last by emmie 07:41 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Easter Monday already, how time flies, i hope that you are all as well as can be, if ailing then my sympathies are with you, here's hoping that that your day is a good one. Have you anything...
04:22 Mon 18th Apr 2022104 answers, last by paddywak 07:52 Mon 18th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
07:00 Sun 17th Apr 202218 answers, last by emmie 08:08 Sun 17th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where has this week gone. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
04:31 Sun 17th Apr 202252 answers, last by barry1010 14:07 Sun 17th Apr 2022
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winstonmin

Bird Feeders

The birds were always feeding from my original feeders. They had 2 perches, one on either side. The feeders got broken in a gale and I bought new ones, with 4 perches. The birds don't come near these....
15:28 Sun 10th Apr 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:18 Sat 16th Apr 2022

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