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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, wednesday and the week is flying by, i trust that you are well and in good spirits, and that your day is a pleasant one, whatever you are doing....
04:52 Wed 27th Oct 2021121 answers, last by naomi24 09:24 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, tuesday already and the week is flying by, i hope that you are all well and that you have as good a day as possible....
04:50 Tue 26th Oct 202198 answers, last by pastafreak 11:16 Tue 26th Oct 2021
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Rondy

My Bed

When we were dating, my girlfriend would make love to me on my water bed like a sex-starved wild beast who would go on and on. So we called my bed our "Ocean Of Motion Love Potion". Now that we are...
11:45 Mon 25th Oct 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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Canary42

Here's Another Groaner - After All, Misfortunes Always Come In Threes. L O L

I was shaking a bottle of tomato ketchup tonight when the top flew off and a large dollop hit me in the eye. I really should have checked the top - but of course it's easy to say that with heinzsight....
01:06 Sun 24th Oct 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:53 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the working week for some is here. I hope you are all in good health and spirits, and that your day is a good one. I have no plans for the day, though that could change, dependent...
04:46 Mon 25th Oct 202195 answers, last by Smowball 09:12 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where has the time gone. I hope you are all in good health, if not you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. I am feeling decidedly under par, and have been...
05:07 Sun 24th Oct 2021107 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:40 Sun 24th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, saturday and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all well and have a lovely day. the weather has turned quite cold so it's time to wrap up warm. anyone have any plans for today, doing...
04:50 Sat 23rd Oct 2021136 answers, last by pastafreak 15:18 Sat 23rd Oct 2021
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bethbilly

Hydrangeas

Why have my hydrangeas not flowered well this year ,I have two Bush type which have only one flower head each (mind you one was a lovely deep blue ) the other was pink . I also have a tall erect one...
11:01 Fri 22nd Oct 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:00 Fri 22nd Oct 2021
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Chipchopper

I Quit

I had to quit my job at the door factory, due to shoddy workmanship. I just couldn't get a handle on it....
16:07 Thu 21st Oct 20218 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:50 Fri 22nd Oct 2021
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rowanwitch

First Waxwing Sighting

First one seen in Scotland on 20th. This is early, for any birders out there keep 'em peeled, it could be a waxwing winter. Still to see a flock of these amazing birds so will be tracking sightings of...
10:09 Fri 22nd Oct 202119 answers, last by melv16 16:33 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, another end to the working week for some, how time flies, before you know it Christmas will be here, must get the cards out the cupboard, and see how many are left. i hope you are well and...
04:43 Fri 22nd Oct 202191 answers, last by emmie 08:53 Fri 22nd Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, thursday already, the days are flying by, i hope you are well and have a good day. I have my booster jab at 11.00am today, though i am concerned because its the Pfizer or Moderna jab which i...
04:47 Thu 21st Oct 202196 answers, last by pastafreak 12:20 Thu 21st Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning all, midweek and the time is flying by. I hope that you are well and indeed have a great day....
04:45 Wed 20th Oct 2021105 answers, last by Buenchico 22:56 Wed 20th Oct 2021
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Chipchopper

I Will Track You Down

To the dirty rotten scoundrel who stole my brand new, bright fluorescent orange trainers. You can run but you can't hide...
14:24 Tue 19th Oct 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:00 Tue 19th Oct 2021
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SparklyKid

Living The Dream

Yesterday was our silver anniversary 25 years, we had egg and chips for tea.
14:19 Tue 19th Oct 202114 answers, last by pat2604 15:44 Tue 19th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, tuesday already, where does the time go. I hope that you are well and that your day is a good one. Do you have thing planned for today? I have a call from the pharmacist at the GP surgery...
04:51 Tue 19th Oct 2021166 answers, last by lady-janine 09:39 Tue 19th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already and the working week starts for some, i hope that your day goes well and that you are in fine fettle. I didn't get my online shop yesterday which was a nuisance, as i needed...
04:58 Mon 18th Oct 202189 answers, last by emmie 10:36 Mon 18th Oct 2021
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maggiebee

Viagra

Just bought some viagra teabags. They don't improve your **x life but they stop your biscuits from going soft....
16:10 Sat 16th Oct 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:13 Sun 17th Oct 2021
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Patsy33

Speeding

A man driving his car, was being chased by police, but wouldn't stop for ages. Eventually, police pulled him over and asked why he didn't stop earlier. Man said, "My wife ran off with a police...
12:24 Sun 17th Oct 20211 answer, last by Chipchopper 13:38 Sun 17th Oct 2021
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, sunday and almost the end of the working week, i hope your day goes well and that you are in fine fettle. I am meeting a friend for coffee later this afternoon and before that have an early...
05:02 Sun 17th Oct 2021143 answers, last by baboon1 13:18 Sun 17th Oct 2021

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