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Good Morning Early Birds

i hope that you are well and have a good day, whatever you have planned. if working today don't get too stressed, which is not good for you, if not working then be like me and chill....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

i hope that your day is a good one - anything on the horizon, care to share? For the first time in a while i have nothing in the calendar except to sort out the on line shopping, which won't take...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

its another early start, but as before it's quiet and peaceful, hopefully your day will be a good one. Are you doing anything special today, i know some are at work, so hopefully it isn't too...

emmie

i hope that your day is a good one, any plans for today? - I will be phoning the local council as my hot water has stopped working, they tried to fix it saturday but no joy. It's No fun washing up in...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

i hope that you are all in good health, do you have anything planned for today? - Provided the weather holds out and yesterday was quite pleasant, my friends have invited me to another picnic in our...

Chipchopper

Mix Up

I accidentally took the cat's medication instead of my own, don't ask meaw

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

its another early start, but I can't get back to sleep so here we are. i hope that the day goes well for you and that you are in good spirits. Any plans for the day? i have my late luncheon to look...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

i hope you are all well and that the day is a good one for you. Anyone have any plans or exciting things they are doing today? I have a doctor appointment at 11am and then will see what the day brings...

dollymay

Ants In Plant Pots

I have a climbing rose in an outside pot plant. The earth has become infested with ants and the leaves have large black spots on them. How do I get rid of the ants if these are causing the problem??

Rondy

Aliens Have Landed

A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it. The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

its another early start but it's quiet and i like that. I can hear the birdies and wonder when they sleep.... I hope that your day is a good one and that if you have plans they go well. alas i am...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning all, i hope you are well and in good spirits, do you have any plans for the day? i am getting the flat tidied, cleaned for friends who are coming to a late lunch on saturday, it's amazing how...

maggiebee

Pies?

"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a spy." "Why are you dressed like a shepherd?" "I'm a shepherd's spy!" I'm get my coat!...

Chipchopper

Scrub 'N' Brush Up

After many years of reliable service, I decided it was high time to give my toaster a good clean out. It was then that I realised the darn thing wasn't waterproof. I was shocked.

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

i hope that you are well, do you have any thing planned for today? i am getting my new, well second hand table delivered this morning, all it needs is a good clean going on when i looked at it in the...

Chipchopper

Shoping Injury

A man walks into a super marker with blood gushing from his hand. A shop assistant, who was stacking the shelves, notices the man and said to the man: "are you OK Sir, that looks like a nasty cut you...

teacher1

Mary

Mary and Ted got married and had 13 children. Then Ted died of heart disease. She married again and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Again Mary...

Folger2021

Question About Plants And Pollenation

Hi everyone, I know I should know this but I'm a late bloomer pun intended. I watched a couple of videos but not everything was explained... Please correct if I have something wrong: Water and...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Its still dark but it's raining, the pitter patter against the windows gives it away. i am off to see friends this evening, we are supposed to be going by public transport, that will change to a taxi...

Mags22

Tayberries

Mine has new growth, good leaves,but no sign of any blossom, do i blame the weather ? Is it too soon to cut it back? Any advice please. Thankyou....

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Ants In Plant Pots

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Question About Plants And Pollenation

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