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knobby.
Was the biggest load of crap that I have ever seen in all my life. Was even worse than the blair wich project wern it
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flogginmolly
I have just adopted a 1 1/2 yr. old English Springer Spaniel from the local shelter. They have tagged him as "Baron", but I don't think it suits him. He hasn't been able to come home yet though, as he...
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tiggerblue10
Do you have a best friend? And what makes them special from all your other friends in order to be your best friend?
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LucyThomas5
I've just bought a Jade Goody calendar. Very disappointing. It only goes up to April.
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anotheoldgit
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/feb/22 /brown-obama-visit British officials stressed that the meeting was proof that the "special relationship" between Britain and the US remained as strong as...
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docspock
everytime a new drug is developed it is too dear for the NHS to administer, What is the point.
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BockingBob
I said to the wife last night " I'm off to the pub, get your coat on" She said "Oh good am I coming with you " I said "No I'm turning the fire off".
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knobby.
Has anybody seen my duck? A kingdom for my duck
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docspock
ffs pack it in with that bl00dy advert !!!!!!!!!!
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Bettyboo22
I have had teacake.
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BockingBob
A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any wickle wabbits" The shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is on her level, and says "do you want a wickle...
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dot.hawkes
I can't wait, I really need some sun!
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123everton
If you were a cartoon dude (any it does'nt matter) wo would be your cartoon bird, or alternitively, if you were cartoon babe who would be your cartoon fella, or even, if you were a gay cartoon dude...
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roncasserly
I am going to an event in Southwark in 2 weekends time on my own is it a safe part of London?
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sara3
could he look any scarier?
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knobby.
A silver surfer? I suppose I will be one of them in 10 years time if I have any hair left
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MWB
Meat & 2 vege.
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docspock
squeaky sound ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9siwX0iCs
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daneswalk
just dropped my bottle of grouse we have visitors so i was trying to sneak a dram when i let it slip on the kitchen floor the mess is terrible but the smell is good

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