Paddy and Mick weren't doing much trade in running their pub and Mick suggested closing down and opening up as a brothel, to which Paddy answered, If we can't sell beer I don't think it likely that...
Hi, I was wondering and just wanted to know from a few of the guys (or the girls) what they think about the below... I've been with my boyfriend for 8 months now. Before him it had been a good few...
I'm about to launch into a Tanqueray & Tonic, the tonic (or rather the quinine in it) good for restoring nerves, or so I am told.....is there any truth to this witch's tale?. Whatever, it's a good...
....for you!...☺ I may be internetless for a few days.....and phoneless......so enjoy.... However......it should mean that my internet won't crash sixty eight times a day.....and my phone won't...
just wondering how do you open your tin of corned beef if the key is missing ? also anyone know why its in such an awkward tin in the first place ? brought two tins today from asda checked as i always...
It seems that anybody with the power of good public speaking + charisma can inculcate 'his' masses to follow 'his' interpretation of the Koran. In this modern day and age, to be confronted with a...
Just had another one of these calls. If it was important, they'd ask for me, or my missus, by name, so I always reply, "I'm sorry, I'm just looking after the house, can I take a message??" They simply...
from today's DT
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"Boaty, I'm coming to stay with you and Tiggy......"
Over to you?...
after a long journey we arrived at the gite about 5.30 pm. Fantastic place, large grounds including swimming pool, large pond and two separate BBQ's in different areas. A shed full of childrens pool...