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Prawn

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area: Finally one day...

Hopkirk

Witness

A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce crashed into one loaded with quinoa. A reporter asked a witness to describe what happened, but he replied "It's hard to say"....

FoodRollt

Is That Honestly Too Much Sausages For An Adult Male?

Seriously though, is that 'really' too much? Portion control out of hand & such? https://postimg.cc/FY5jWc8v I'm struggling with stuff in life...

barry1010

Can't Believe I Ate That!

There are some things I used to eat and enjoy but now really couldn't face. They include Heinz Toast Toppers, Heinz Sandwich Spread, Fray Bentos tinned steak pies, Vesta Curries and Findus Crispy...

Zacs-Master

Bananas And Anti-Matter

Did you know that bananas produce antimatter They release one positron—the antimatter equivalent of an electron—about every 75 minutes.That's because bananas contain a small amount of potassium-40....

dustypuss

M J Fox

I think I saw Michael J.Fox at the garden center yesterday. It might not have been him though, he had his back to the fuchsia....

Bobbisox1

Your Earliest Memory, What Was It?

Mine was my first pair of ‘hard’ shoes, my two sisters who were 17-29 years older than me , put together and bought me some tine black patent leather shoes with an ankle strap, my memory is of...

Rondy

Pilot

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them in his plane. The whole plane was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot in the cockpit and...

johnny.5

They're Tasty Tasty Very Very Tasty , They're Very Tasty

but they're not !......... but is that jingle now running through your head ?...

Bobbisox1

Words We No Longer Hear

My friend has just said on FB, "Going into town, Shall I take my Gamp" I haven't heard that in years...

naomi24

Adverts That Put You Off Buying The Product

The one for deodorant set in a gym with several very overweight women shaking their fat about and sweating profusely. Blurrrgh! I can almost smell them! Whatever were the people who came up with this...

PercyPierce

Has Anyone Ever Used A Portable Battery Operated Vacuum Cleaner's Brush Extension To Brush Their Hair?

Don't know what topic to put this in, but I bought the Ryobi PCL700, and an 18 volt battery to clean the inside of my car. well, it came with a crevice tool a beater bar, and... a dust brush. I...

mumstheword1

I Must Be Getting Less Tolerant In My Old Age

I roll my eyes constantly at posts like "What should I wear for this " "What does this out fut look like " "Should I get punishment for this" " Do I deserve detention for this " " should I take this...

barry1010

Earworm!

Don't know why this has invaded my head https://youtu.be/xPkKgrmgFTw You had an earworm lately?...

smurfchops

What Is This Flower?

My lawn is covered in these flowers, the bees love them .. are they mini dandelions? Needs a mow … https://ibb.co/ZJtMQ41...

Mags22

Softening Fabric

I have some new poly cotton pillowcases which need softening up (not cheapies either). Can anyone suggest anything to do the trick, I already tried laundry rinse. Thankyou for any ideas...

Barmaid

What Is The Oldest

a) thing in your house which is still used b) thing in your house which is purely decorative (I'm ignoring the fabric of your house and referring only to its contents) Jokes concerning your OH are...

LadyCG

What Age Would You Like To Live To:

I've asked myself this question loads of times and all I can decide is that I would like to keep going as long as I can remain mobile and independent of self-care. Is there a specific age you would...

Moorea7

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Can someone please tell me why Avatar does not appear on latest postings yet it is there beside my profile and in the "Answer" space?...

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