Got soaked through over the Easter weekend and clearly need replacement waterproof overtrousers. Does anyone know of a company that makes made to measure outdoor gear?TIA
I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder. I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me...
There are some people on a train. 22 people get off the train at the first stop and 17 people get on the train. Now there are 59 people on the train. How many people were on the train to begin with??
A friend of mine has been suffering from paranoid delusions, and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange.
I'm worried he's going to be sectioned.
Poor Terry....
Hi I'm new here Whilst cutting my toe nails this morning a particularly large lump of nail flew out my bathroom window and landed in my neighbours cup of tea she was drinking outside On drinking a...
BBC News - South Africa snake on plane: Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-65188013
They still haven't found it!...
Man: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet
Man: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush...
Not looking forward to dressing up every night. If we eat in the buffet section, do I need to wear a dress every single night and does OH have to wear a jacket?? Can I wear white Capri trousers with a...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64999417 //A siren-like alert will be sent to mobile phone users across the UK next month to test a new government public warning system.// //Phone users will have to...